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Welp, I'm The Roflcopter. But people just call me Rofl for short. I love to play videogames and my system of choice is the PS3 so if you wanna play just message me.
I'm giving this site a second chance so here it goes.
And now, let us pray.
A reading from the book of Linguini.1. This is the word of Pa
Stasors on the history of Linguini, how he came to Him and His Ultimate
Drunkeness, and how he spread His food.2. And yea the man thou
knowest as Linguini was a sinful man. He partaketh not of the Holy Pasta
in His name, nor of the meatballs and sauce in His Holy name. The FSM
looked down upon him and was wrathful, plus he also had a hangover, and
verily this did displease the Almighty Noodly One.3. One day
whilst he was in his kitchen, Linguini was struck with inspiration for a
new dish. Never before had he thought of making a Holy dish from
scratch. So he tooketh the Holy Ingredients of eggs, flour and semolina,
and he did mix them well. When he saw what he had make, he proceedeth
to shred it into thin strips. Thus he made his first pasta. RAmen.