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  • The worst has happened. I walked in the gym locker room to change clothes today and BAM! THERE WAS A NAKED OLD GUY!!!!!! I wanted to claw my eyes out! The second I opened the door, I saw a freaking old and big naked guy talking to ANOTHER old and big naked guy!!! They were talking about sports! LIKE, SERIOUSLY?! Go home and do that!!! My eyes!!!! I changed clothes so freaking quick that the Flash from Justice League would’ve been proud. That moment was more awkward than when I caught a old guy watching porn at the library at my college. I told my friends about it and they’re all laughing. I’m just gonna continue throwing up in a trash can . You oughta play Smash Wii U and Bayonetta 2 with me to erase this... event from my mind -_- on 7 Oct 2015 10:15 AM
  • The Battlefront beta is really fun! on 8 Oct 2015 3:11 PM
  • Long time, no see, my friend!!  Hope all is well!! Come hang out on Twitch sometime!! on 28 Apr 2015 1:23 AM
  • Ypu always present a challenge. You never relent, you never quit. You always try to bring me down. Yet here I am. No longer am I the fool that carelessly walked straight to his death.  The person that stands before you is one who ready for whatever challenge you throw at him. No matter what you do I will never back down. No matter the setback I will rise back up and finish this fight. You may have new tricks for me, but so do I. Dark Souls 3, prepare yourself. It is now time to show you what I've learned from you and what I learned on my own. on 29 Sep 2015 9:53 PM
  • Motherbase just threw Boss (me) a surprise Birthday party. That actually did catch me off guard. on 6 Sep 2015 10:03 AM
  • Plat #6 Demon's Souls on 14 Mar 2015 1:48 PM
  • Guys there's a Murder She Wrote wiki #goodbyeweekend on 18 Apr 2015 9:00 PM
  • Dongsd on 24 Sep 2015 11:14 AM
  • If I swear too much don't be offended, I'm Scottish. on 11 Nov 2012 3:15 PM
  • Just revisited Dark Souls... I distinctly remember pain. WHERE IS THE PAIN?! on 21 Jul 2015 1:42 PM
  • Summer Break has begun.....Release the armies!!!! on 27 May 2015 9:20 AM
  • Hey guys sorry I haven't been around but alot has been going on such as getting my first car and completeing my ac console collection. Hoping to be back soon. on 23 Mar 2013 10:38 AM
  • Whoever cries for matchmaking in Destiny raids clearly has no idea how complex they are. I can't even do it with six people I know of. I have to do it with actual friends to make any progress. on 27 Sep 2015 6:10 PM
  • Take the mountains like a champ. on 12 Oct 2013 1:38 AM
  • Finally got 200% and 78 AR stars on Arkham Knight!!! on 15 Aug 2015 9:16 AM
  • Carson was only temporarily banned. Learning this, I reduced the number of >'s in my name. They're still worse than Superman 64, but not as much as they were. on 5 Feb 2013 9:18 PM
  • I'm 80% sure I saw 50 Cent at Wal Mart today. It could have been a microwave, but I'm pretty sure it was him. on 15 Jan 2014 5:57 PM
  • XGN APACHE AoW PVT on 13 Jun 2014 9:08 PM
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