GameInformer

Ladies, gentlemen, and children of all ages, except 12 year olds they’re not allowed. Welcome to Contra’s profile of irrationality, sagacity, and triviality!

For newcomers, please call me by my nickname ‘Contra’ the lazy excuse of an abbreviation for Contradiction. I look forward to our enlightening/impractical conversations.

Now if you want to continue to stay in my profile you must follow these simple rules:

1.    No smoking. Reason: I’m trying to keep a clean zoo over hear and the dang insurance doesn’t cover lung cancer caused by second hand smoke! I’m looking at you Shish!
2.    No twelve year olds. Reason: Feds, that is all.
3.    No trolling. Unless you’re legitimately a licensed troll under strict Civil Code: 238-89964.
4.    No stealing. Reason: It took a lot of effort to steal all of this nice furniture just to have you all think you’re Sly and swipe it all.
5.    NO DEAD FISHES! …

Now then here is some random crap:

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