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Like so many other Cubones before him, The Great Cubone was born in the Lavender Tower.  After his mother died and a random Pokémon trainer came through and beat her ghost up, The Great Cubone knew then that he would take his revenge upon the random Pokémon Trainer, only to get captured by him a few moments into battle.

After fighting very briefly on the trainer's team, The Great Cubone was traded away to a traveling trainer, who eventually brought The Great Cubone to America.  This new trainer happened to be an old trainer, and he died 2 months later at a healthy age of 82.  In his will he set his Pokémon free.  Because he had no family, he left all of his possessions to his Pokémon.

After a heated legal battle, The Great Cubone finally procured this trainer's Nintendo 64 and Game Boy, along with his vast collection of games.  However, a Charmander had gone to court and won the TV.  After a year of working as a coal miner, The Great Cubone finally had enough money to buy a small TV and he began his gaming adventures.

The Great Cubone is currently living in a cave somewhere in an undisclosed location.  Little is known about what he is doing at the moment other than subtle hints that he is enjoying new-ish releases such as The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.

Several possible (but unconfirmed) stories regarding The Great Cubone:

Cubone apparently solving a crime reported by Jolt the Cynic (Winner of GaMe Week #4)

Cubone's possible time on the Pillar of Autumn reported by DJH

Cubone supposedly traveling to the world of Katamari reported by Chris, the Savior of the Galaxy?

Cubone meets aforementioned Chris in a speedo reported by Le Hannibal

The Conspiracy regarding Cubone's possible origins as Kirby reported by xking595x