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I was born to a family of tigers in the dense jungles of 'Nam. I quickly proved myself amongst my furry companions, and was soon crowned their leader. When the Vietnam War began, I bravely led my army of Tiger People against the American Military and succeded greatly. After defeating the Americans in Nam, I was accepted into Yale Medical School simply because I taught a bunch of tigers how to perform open heart surgery. While at Yale I met Timmy the Tooth. Timmy was kind of a shady guy, obsessed with dental hygeine, but he was pretty cool. We were the best of friends, that was, until he invited me to join his "club". It was there that I discovered that Timmy was addicted to playing Parcheesi. I tried everything to help him, but he kept slipping deeper into his addiction. It got so bad that he was busted for possesion of Parcheesi game pieces and expelled. His life only got worse from there. Soon after his expulsion, Timmy became very ill and was ridden with cavities. He died shortly after, but his last words were, "Remember me fondly, and always, always brush your teeth for two minutes each night."
And that is my story