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PROLOGUE: H-H-HELLO. Hullo. This is my pagey-thingy. I can play more instruments than you. I play a lot of outdated FPS's. Yup. [/endintro]
CHAPTER 1: /B/RONIES? So, if you haven't guessed by looking at my Hero picture that I watch MLP: FiM, here's the truth: I watch MLP:FiM. As of a gajillion seconds ago (My, how time has flown!), I was browsing around, looking for information on a meme on knowyourmeme (DAWT) com, and I noticed a couple of MLP articles. I blew them off. Fast forward two weeks, and I found myself watching the Pilot episode. Fast forward three weeks, I finished the series, and now I'm psyched out enough to buy it on DVD, along with other things. Basically, Mray had nothing to do with my being a Brony. After wandering around here (aimlessly), and making a few comments on Another Matthew's page, I found myself submerged in GIO's bronydom, and making friends. Friendship is, after all, magic.
CHAPTER 2: @ HOME As far as home life goes, however, I am an accomplished musician (As of today, I can play a literal one dozen different instruments) who desperately wants to find a band, join it, and rock the world. Or at least be a band teacher. I also submit to a sort of pseudo-pacifism, and I believe there are smarter, less violent ways of helping folks sort differences. Unless circumstances are dire, then I believe you can shoot the main offender. I am a lover, not a fighter. You may have also noticed how socially awkward I am, but I'll have you know that my family's history consists of Alcoholism on my dad's side, and Schizophrenia on my mom's side, so that probably'll clear a lot of things up.
CHAPTER 3: WHAT DO I BELIEVE? I believe in a God, and a Jesus, and a Hell, with nothing tacked on. I play a few instruments for my church, but I have reason to believe I'm worse than you (I hope...). And contrary to "Christian" stereotypes, I'm happy to say I love science (Along with Classic Rock, Light Metal, Alt Rock, Southern Rock, Classical, and Instrumental Rock), and everything included in it. I believe God WANTS you to find out how things work. As far as the "God+Evolution" coexist-y crap goes, that's too far. (How, exactly, could sin have entered a world where death was already a prominent part in existence? That's my opinion, anyway. For the record, if you DO happen to believe this, I am pretty dang sure you're going to heaven, and I'm looking forward to seeing you :D) These are MY views, nobody's making you follow them. I will NOT shove religion down your throat, this isn't the Spanish Inquisition (And I'm not Catholic, anyway...). I'll attempt to answer any CIVILIZED questions you have, just send me a message and I'll be happy to respond. I refuse to identify with any kind of group of "Christians." The Bible is all you need, you don't need some skewed view on anything based on opinion. If you refuse to be civil about what I believe, I simply won't respond, and'll delete the crap out of everything you did here. Simple as that.
CHAPTER 4: IDJUT. I will not read your "Grimdark" fanfic. Whether it'd be ponies, or videogames, or Top Gun. I WILL NOT READ IT. Punk. Take your stupid "Pokeemans black" and "Cupcakes" elsewhere, before I sic BEN on you. Punk. (I HAVE finished Cupcakes before. I didn't think too much of it.)
CHAPTER 5: TECHNOLOLOGY? I run Linux, and use Firefox. Suck it up, you don't have to live with my decision. Windows and Mac are so... Mainstream, anyway.
CHAPTER 6: HIPSTERRRRR. It was a joke. And as far as my hobbies go (Seamless segue), I enjoy gaming, procrastinating, long walks on the beach, and making silent returns to forums that didn't miss me too much (Twitter. 'nuff said). And yes, pseudo-PACIFISM. That's a fancy word meaning I will attempt to avoid a fight under ALMOST ALL CIRCUMSTANCES. I find that banter is extremely useful, and violence is to be avoided. Exceptions include self-defense, and people picking on my girlfriend (Or lack thereof (Or people in general, for that matter.)). That does NOT, however, mean I won't be sarcastic and make jokes that seem like they provoke a fight. Now, that doesn't mean I don't want to have a good time. I AM an overly sarcastic person. I WILL beat you up in Street Fighter. I just don't like arguments. I also loathe war. That's all. Not dissimilarly to my acquaintance, Elisha Muir.
CHAPTER 7: NEW CONTENT! So, anyway, to both of the people who cared about this, I think it should be noted that I DO still hang around on GIO, it's just I've fallen a bit behind on gaming. So, in order to catch up, I've gotten a job and went back to neglecting my feelings about the opposite sex. (I'm still not gay.) Anyway, I DO miss you people and more specifically my Bronies, and I look forward to a day where I can return and love you people 100% again. Cheers, mates.
EPILOGUE: AND, IN THE END, THE LOVE YOU TAKE... In closing, I think you've found what you wanted about this Mexican-American slacker, and hope we can still be friends even though you hate my guts now. Thank you, now go away. Or something.
(I heart indie fighting games. www.mane6.com)
I have a music addiction. I can't stop eating instruments