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Elder brother to Dan Rykert, Staniel Blurftopher Rykert has created this blog to shine light on the truth about Game Informer's most notorious reviewer. In order to achieve this noble goal, Stan has purloined his internet access from a local Taco Bell via a series of spoofed ports. And that will sound convincing, so long as you have no knowledge of information technology whatsoever.
[UPDATE] Now that I have succeeded in getting my younger brother Dan fired from Game Informer, I will shift my focus to the new worst GI editor, Tim Turi.
I am coming for you Tim (no girl said to you, ever!).