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I am Sir One Tooth Walrus the Fourteenth of the Tusk Lineage.
I was once the best of all the walrus knights when suddenly a meteor crashed into the Walrus Kingdom's nuclear armory, detonating all the bombs and wiping out my people. As a result, I shall go forth and...
Um, okay, I'm not good at making up origin stories, so I'll just tell the truth. I'm a walrus who wore a knight costume to a cosplay convention and have been unable to take off the costume because, well, I'm a walrus. I have one tusk due to a fight I had with a pack of furries and a real bear with a chainsaw over a package of peanuts, a jar of mayonnaise, a slab of kangaroo meat, and a pair of thumb tacks (I was drunk, don't ask how I got into that situation). I believe the tusk is somewhere deep inside Mt. Vesuvius. No wait, it was Mt. Fujiyama. No wait, it was a garbage can on a street corner. I don't remember, I was drunk.
Anyway, don't ask the following questions:
How can you play video games? You're a walrus!
How can you type on a keyboard? You're a walrus!
Why are you a walrus?
Why is Chewbacca riding on a squirrel fighting Nazis?
So, in a nutshell, I'm a walrus with one tusk (Sir One Tooth Walrus has a ring to it and sounds better than Sir One Tusk Walrus). That's how it is. Deal with it.