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Hello, My name is Prince Octavio Wolf: I am pleased to announce that you have won The Eight Million Microsoft Point Lottery. And to accept your prize I will need your Xbox pin numbers with a direct line to your Banker, A plaster casting of your face, and a copy of your Gamertag to make sure your not a scam artist. I await your response.
Disclaimer: Don't actually follow through with my request of free Microsoft points, It is a joke I would like to keep in the realm of uncanny.