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MY NAME IS KVOTHE
I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to Gods, loved women and written songs that make the mistrels weep.
You may have heard of me...
...OK, so plagiarizing the back cover synopsis from The Name of the Wind probably won't get passed many of you so here's a random 80's music video to make you forget about that.
The crypto-zoologists among you out there may be asking, what is a Sasquatchernaut? Well, besides being an unapologetic plagiarist, it's a mystery wrapped up in an enigma wrapped up in 2 pieces of thick-cut bacon lightly seasoned and grilled over hickory chips. In short, it's a mash-up of sasquatch and juggernaut. Now get off my porch you damn kids! Matlock's on!