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If I had to compare myself to a game character, it wouldn’t be a noble, fungus-dwelling wizard; an armor-clad, rifle-wielding space marine; a starry-eyed cooking mama; a tobacco-spittin’, unshaven legend of the west; or even a squat plumber with a remarkable vertical. Rather, I’m more akin to a Disney character who’s trying to understand what the hell is going on in the world around him since Kingdom Hearts happened.