The lights are on
Mass Effect 3. It feels good to say that. To know that it will all end in 2012 (both a pun and a prediction that ME3 will be delayed). I can't think about anything else (well actually I can, but ME3 still claims a good two hours of thoughts each day) and so I'm starting up a series about what I want in ME3. And I know GI did one already, but I'm going crazy in-depth. MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD
With the announcement of Mass Effect 3, I have been able to think of nothing else. And so I decided to keep all my thoughts down on digital paper. Join me, that crazy guy, as I keep ranting about Mass Effect 3.
Having wondered who Williamon was after reading several of his blogs, I decided to interview him to find out more. It turned out to be extremely hard to contact Williamon, so in my head I pretended to interview him. This is a transcription of my thoughts.
A schedule for the next three Valve years.
This is a grey-grey choice. In games where you can choose between third- and first-person, which do you normally play in?
I'm on your side, man. I'm here to make you better at what you do. No, not gaming. Blogging. Yes, blogging. I'm not going to teach you how to actually blog (because it took me about 8 months to find out), but rather how to deal with backlash from your 'controversial' blogs where people call you, and I quote (myself of course) a fake doctor, a meat stick, and/or a frog that will bring about the end of mankind and gods.
Well, the terrorists are back. Sad, I know. They've got Platinum Games and RockSteady Studios held hostage. Say we gotta shut down the gaming industry (LOL, like that'll happen) or they'll push a nerve gas through the vents, killing every employee.Luckily, we've got a antidote to it, but... (there's only enough for one building. and i get to decide. woohoo)
I'm running out of conumumdrums. (What!?) Don't worry I've got one for you today, but I've only got two, maybe three left. I need your help. If you feel like it, give me a conumumdrum based on anything in the gaming industry. Leave it in the comments. Don't worry, I'll reward you with a bullet. (Huh?) Oh, I was going to continue on to today's conumumdrum, which is...
Hey GI! Where's the 'God Amongst Men" choice for the poll? When I play an RPG, I play it to know I can kill anything anytime! And what if I'm a mage/warrior, or a mage/rogue, or a warrior/rogue, or a mage/rogue/warrior? Should I just go and create a second account to make another and vote so I feel like I vote for mage/warrior?
Hey! Welcome back! We're back into that good old routine of deciding who'll live, and who'll die. This time we've got some terrorists against big-gaming companies, claiming that they 'kill the souls of games.' They've targeted EA and 2K (and all their developers) and are planning to eliminate them. (But not Activision. ) We now their current positions, so you must decide where your 12-man squad will go (you know where they are, but you won't commit more than 12 men and women to a terrorist organization trying to destroy two multi-billion dollar companies! .....I hate idiots with power.). So, will EA, that one group, or 2K, that other group die? You tell me.
This is weird. I was playing Barbie And The Secret of Pegasus for the GBA (great game, by the way, totally underrated) and the game started TALKING to me. It had a demonic voice, and I feared it would rape me. It was saying "I'm going get you in your sleep" and "It'll be fun to rip out your arm bone and shove it through your face."
Reach has me. I beat it on Heroic co-op (rebeat the last mission on solo Normal to see the post credits ending best Halo ending ever) and am replaying it on Legendary solo. I will get Grunt Birthday party for my character (I currently have 50,000ish credits, it's 200,000) and laugh when I die... Ughhh-ugga-ugga-bugga-guhhhh Sorry, I have been consumed by Reach a bit. Anyway....
It seems like everyone is reviewing Mass Effect 2's Lair of The Shadowporkher. With all these reviews, we need someone to make sure they're up to snuff. So let's begin.