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If you're under the impression that Colossus is my all time favorite 'super-hero' you would be wrong. I just figured that if I was going to take on the moniker of 'Platinumus Prime' then what better character to use as my avatar than a big, buff, shiny metal dude that looks like he could be made of platinum...I know the pic of him being bathed by three shapely women can come off as a little homo-erotic but what man wouldn't fantasize about being bathed by three shapely women and to tell you the truth I wouldn't mind having skin made of metal either...Look I'm a very happily married man to a beautiful Jamaican Empress who fulfills my fantasy of making love to X-Men's Storm so don't go thinking I'm in the closet or something and no she doesn't have white hair, they make wigs for things like that. Now I have too many favorite super hero's & super heroines to pick just one so don't ask me to and if I had to pick just one super power to call my own it would be the ability to own every super power ever given to any super character ever created. Would that be overkill? Maybe, I don't know...shut up and leave me alone. I need time to think...
Uhm...so tell me a little about yourself...oh, never mind you're not that interesting. Just kidding but seriously this is my bio, not yours...I know I asked but now I changed my mind. Anyway if you got a good laugh out of this then my objective has been obtained and if not then go buy yourself a sense of humor because life is too short and a lot of you gamer's take yourselves too seriously.