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I'm faster than a goat, but slower than Carl Lewis. I enjoy everything about food. I like starting books and never finishing them. That's probably a good analogy for my life.

When I see something, really any physical object living or inanimate, my first thought is the question "Can I climb that?" Most the time, since I consider myself to be a relatively skilled climber, I can answer "Yep. I can climb that." And I go on with my day a little happier. But sometimes I must honestly answer "Nope. Couldn't climb that." and then go on with my day a little deflated.

I like dogs, am generally indifferent with a slight distaste for cats, and hate ants with the full capacity of my soul. I'm not scared of ants, I just hate them. They are one of very few creatures I will go out of my way to kill without any potential benefit to myself.

My interests include the history of the church. History in general. Modern major generals. Modernism especially as it pertains to futurism. Back to the future. Backstops when playing baseball. Play it again sports. Play it again, Sam. Sam lamott. Ann lamott. Lambs to pet. Lambs to eat. Lambchops to eat. Lambchop the puppet show. Lambchop the indie band. Bands in general. Band-aids. Live-aid. Kool-aid. Not getting aids. My heroes are Bill Murray, C. S. Lewis, and Bill Murray as C. S. Lewis.