GameInformer

The night I was born, secret ninjas snuck into the hospital and kidnapped me. They took me back to their secret village in North Carolina and decided to call me Manny. They taught me they ways of the gamer ninja, and also to have inhumanly fast reflexes. By my 6th birthday I was able to complete any game in its hardest difficulty within 17 minutes. I found out later that they had actually kidnapped the wrong baby, but the damage was already done...  By the time I was nine I had decided to pack my  weapon of choice at the time, (the super deadly N64 controller) and leave the village in hopes that I would find something so amazing, that the sacred village elder, "The  Holy Video Games Industry", would finally accept me as one of their own and initiate me into their ranks of secret gaming ninjas. So, after much investigation, I found out something crazy! I found that the writers at Game Informer were writing about upcoming games before anyone else in the world had even heard of them, and were continuing to do this on a regular basis. Theres only one way they could be doing this. They are...SECRET GAMING NINJAS!!! Shhh, don't tell anyone though.... Ok, enough of that crazy imagination of mines. Here's some info about the real me. Yes, My name really is Manny, but I am not really a secret ninja. What!? You don't believe me? Good! I am currently a sophomore in college here at Charlotte, N.C. I am pursuing a BA in English literature. My hobbies are, well, I bet if you're reading this, on this site, than they're probably the same as yours. My dream is to someday break into the gaming industry as writer. Anyways, considering that the average human attention span is only eight seconds before the mind drifts off to something completely irrelevant to this, than I probably already lost you a while back. But if you are curious about the secret ninja society or simply want to talk about anything else, feel free to write to me.