GameInformer

I was born, and it was all downhill from there.

8-D

I got an ipad two days ago.  Its horrible.  when you take it out of the box, it blows up.  Luckily, it automaticaly comes with an app that glues all the pieces back together when it breaks.  I thought the 3g would be great, but i have the super cool verizon, so im homeless to 3g on the ipad.  Speaking of homeless, this thing costs too much.  5000 dollars to buy and then 100 dollars a hour to use 3g (Which i dont have, but still pay for) and the hidden phone, without a camera BTW.  It tried to take money out of my bank account but once i ran out, the apple company took my house.  I was ranting about this today on xbox live so my little friends booted me for hating this piece of sh*t.  But i bought an app that lets me get back into the party automaticaly so this went on for about 30 min.  Later, since this thing is so thin, i accidently dropped it and it slid beneath the cracks on my wood floor and blew up.  When i turned on the music dj app, t pain hopped out and cried in my showere and then tried to go back into the tablet but it blew up.  Also, when i switched to att so that i could have 3g, it didnt work because the 3g only worked in the box (Which i threw out and gave to a hobo because its big enough to be an apartment).  This thing is just like an ipod touch on steroids but sucks.