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  • Snow White

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    When I was a child, I watched Disney cartoon moves. Every kid does. My favorite was The Jungle Book. I always wanted to know what it would be like to live in the wild amongst animals that wouldn't think twice about ripping me into tiny pieces if they got the urge to eat.

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    When I was a child, I watched Disney cartoon moves. Every kid does. My favorite was The Jungle Book. I always wanted to know what it would be like to live in the wild amongst animals that wouldn't think twice about ripping me into tiny pieces if they... More
  • Need a hit game? Think zombies!

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    Once upon a time before films met up with Technicolor, zombie movies were a cult genre. You either loved them or looked down your nose at them. 

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    Once upon a time before films met up with Technicolor, zombie movies were a cult genre. You either loved them or looked down your nose at them. Fast forward to the release of the first Resident Evil game. It was utterly groundbreaking. The thought of... More
  • The new hardcore gamer

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    It's no secret that video games are more widespread than they used to be. Hell, they are more prevalent than they were a mere two or three years ago. Everyone from kids to grandparents are playing. They use consoles, handhelds, PCs, iPads, and cell phones. It seems that anything and everything is supporting the video game phenomenon. 

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    It's no secret that video games are more widespread than they used to be. Hell, they are more prevalent than they were a mere two or three years ago. Everyone from kids to grandparents are playing. They use consoles, handhelds, PCs, iPads, and cell... More
  • GIO Staff

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    Before I start, there will be some people who think I am brownosing or sucking up. To those people, you have no idea how much work these people do, and how much it takes to keep a site like this up and running. I do. I was a mod and an admin over at IGN for quite a bit. I am speaking from experience.

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    Before I start, there will be some people who think I am brownosing or sucking up. To those people, you have no idea how much work these people do, and how much it takes to keep a site like this up and running. I do. I was a mod and an admin over at IGN... More
  • I apologize to myself

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    In my first blog, I made it known that Rockstar is my developer of choice. I mentioned some of my favorite games that they have released, and even brought up a "disappointment." I am now going to remedy that.

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    In my first blog, I made it known that Rockstar is my developer of choice. I mentioned some of my favorite games that they have released, and even brought up a "disappointment." I am now going to remedy that. I recently slid L.A. Noire back... More
  • If you can't say nothin' nice...

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    Maybe it's because I'm older, I dunno. 

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    Maybe it's because I'm older, I dunno. If I can't say anything nice, I tend to keep my mouth shut. If I don't like something someone is wearing, I don't look. If I don't like a certain thing, I leave it alone. I ignore it. I act... More
  • Allow me to reintroduce myself...

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    Hello GIO! 

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    Hello GIO! I would still consider myself new around here. My goal is to work in the game industry, so I figured I should be a little more involved (Getting paid to do what you love? Yes please.) I will try to do a blog a week, mainly about games. This... More
  • Rockstar

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    Hello GIO. I'm still relatively new around here, but I enjoy the place. So, I thought I'd take the blog for a spin. There are lists on the forums... favorite games... least favorite games... etc. I haven't come across a Favorite Developer list. So, this blog goes out to my favorite one.

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    Hello GIO. I'm still relatively new around here, but I enjoy the place. So, I thought I'd take the blog for a spin. There are lists on the forums... favorite games... least favorite games... etc. I haven't come across a Favorite Developer... More