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I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite games
5) Deus Ex: Human Revolution
4) Persona 3 & 4
3) Bioshock Infinite
2) Mass Effect Trilogy
1) Spec Ops: The Line
Hi! My legal name is actually not Jane at all. It's Risette, or Rise (pronounced Ree-Say) as some people call me. You know, like the character from Persona 4? She actually stole my name...jerk! Anyway you can call me by my actual name if you'd like or you can call me Jane or Shep or whatever you wish as long as its not hurtful. Like Butthead for example. I think butthead is very mean because I don't have a butt for a head. I'm like your average humanbean and I have a head for a head.
I was born one day. All because two craaaaazy kids did some craaaaaazy things with each other. Yes, well then. My mommy and daddy were both kids when I was born, hey crap happens, right? When I was 3, I believe, I was sent into a foster home because I was either a little demon or because my mom was too young to raise me. Eh, her loss. I was later adopted by some crazy people. I'll admit, I do crack an adoption joke every now and then.
It's Time For: Crazy Useless Junk!!
I'll like to start off by saying I currently live in New York and work as a Bicycle Messenger. I also work part time as a Cab Driver.
I play video games on my PS3 and I'm no longer taking friend requests. SO STOP FREAKIN ASKING!!!
I prefer anime over live action TV.
I like hockey... So there's that. Take that however you want. I'll usually rant about it.
God dang this is hard... I uh... well I don't know what else to say...
Screw it. Let's move on to the next segment...
Laws Of The Crib!!
Hey, are you reading that in an announcer voice? Because that's a rule.
Firstly, cussing is welcoming. So let it loose!
Second. They are no rules you idiot so stop reading this! Do whatever you want!
You can often find me fighting off some goons and making people mad. For some reason I seem to get people upset at me. My answer is this: Get over it!
If you ever find me fighting off a goon you can A) Sit and watch. Or B) Do whatever the heck you want. I don't really care which you pick.
Sometimes I'm not here. I have business investors knocking down my door all the time. If I ever vanish here is what you have to do:
1. Keep the crazy going.
2. No role playing. I am not a believer in the practice of "Internet Role Playing". I mean... *laughs* its pretty stupid. Do not role play on my page or mention my name in the practice.
3. Celebrate. The evil witch is gone, so have a good time.
Okay, that's a rap.
Here are a few pictures of my favorite characters in recent memory. Here are pictures of music groups that I like Here is a picture of Nirvana from beyond the grave. (the other pictures were funking up all the time.) Here's a more recent side shot.
Bio review score- 9/10 "...makes the whole bio shine." Blood.
9.5/10 "...its funny..." Warrior.
10/10 "Bio of the year." Tubbier Wombat.
8/10 "...above average due to the inclusion of rather interesting facts." The RedQueen of Scape.
8/8 "It has words and pictures." ElGitto ElGeto Eljato ElGato
2/20 "There is no squid or kickboxing ban" The Man of Contradictions (trying to be cool by hating)
6/10 [Just because] DarkWolf888
10/10 "bio of the century." Vaas
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