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I hail from the majestic land known as Hickory, North Carolina. From there I was born and raised only to... end up in the exact same place. I enjoy long walks on the beach, punching dolphins (bunch of swimming jerkwads, "Oh look at me! I can balance a beach ball and swim backwards!" Yeah well I can do all of those things AND then some, but noooobody claps and cheers for me!) wrangling space cattle, playing games, waging war with the autocorrect on my phone, and shredding on the clarinet.
Caught them all (Pokemon)
Ended the Reaper invasion, your welcome
Rode a Lv.99 Bull Chocobo thus winning gold for USA in the Olympics
Attended and actually graduated from Hickory High School
(Okay, that last one might not be true)
Bio still in progress... (I just don't have the time and writing about myself just feels way too conceded)
Looks like Bird Jesus will triumph over The False Prophet in the end!
So sayeth the Helix Fossil