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Brace yourselves... E3 is coming.
on 1 Jun 2012 10:47 PM
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Your Game Systems (Past & Present):
SNES, N64, Game Gear,Gameboys (all), PSP, Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS3, PC
Favorite Game Genres:
Action, First Person Adventure, Adventure, Third-Person Shooters
Minecraft, Hitman: Blood Money, Assassin's Creed series, Far Cry 2, Age of Empires 2, Civilization 3,4,5, Halo: Combat Evolved, The Elder Scrolls IV, Red Dead Redemption, Left For Dead, LFD 2, Portal
Ska, Classic Rock, Punk Rock, Latin, Classical, Hip-Hop, R&B, Metal, Reggaeton, Reggae
Dodgeball, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, Napoleon Dynamite, Land of the Lost, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Other Guys, Hot Rod
Lost, Spartacus, Futurama
World War Z, Pendragon series, The Hunger Games but only the first book because the others were crap
“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.” “Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.” “How you gonna do that?” “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem! That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.”-The Other Guys "Your mom goes to college."-Napoleon Dynamite "You're going down like a sweet muffin!"-Dodgeball
Drums, PC gaming, PS3 gaming, Xbox gaming, Soccer,
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