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My name is Alex Glenn, and my girlfriend is way too hot to be with me, but somehow she bears the humiliation and I am recently single. I just earned my BA studying English education at Iowa State University, and will one day spend all of my meager earnings on TVs, video games, and movies. I am currently a stand-up comedian in Des Moines, Iowa, which is a little bit like being a crab fisherman in Montana. I never realized how sad my life was until now.