GameInformer

Hello! It is I, Festoon. I am an aspiring writer, currently attending, Harbor College. I like sports, movies, music, and of course, video games. (Specifics listed below). I am always willing to try new activities, especially in regards to the hobbies I have listed. I try to keep an open mind, in as many ways as possible. Anyhow, sorry for the redundant read, and have an excellent day! :)

P.S. Can you wink your left eye, pause, then wink your right eye? How about in reverse?

P.S.S. Did you know, that I was named after a cleat, AND a, (now extinct), species of mushroom?

P.S.S.S. (Last one, I promise). If you leave a white, (yellow when illuminated), bulb on while you sleep, the chances of your dreams taking place in a sunbathed meadow, filled with striding niacin tablets, orange marmosets disguised as precocious IRS, (Iodine Residue Servants), and finally batches of eager egrets spilling loads of barley, lentils, and over-sized wristwatches into your agape cargo hatch, (otherwise known as your mouth), increase by *approximately 74 and 3/4 percent? (*Based on research conducted by and for the 7/3rd's Bering Suit Tinsel Company).

Have you really read this far? Fascinating! Simply stupendous, EXTRAORDINARY! You deserve a patch, so long as you have a vest to sew it upon. Here it is, "The Egregious Positivity Medal: Patience Properly Peddled."

Warm regards!

-Fes