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P.S. Can you wink your left eye, pause, then wink your right eye? How about in reverse?
P.S.S. Did you know, that I was named after a cleat, AND a, (now extinct), species of mushroom?
P.S.S.S. (Last one, I promise). If you leave a white, (yellow when illuminated), bulb on while you sleep, the chances of your dreams taking place in a sunbathed meadow, filled with striding niacin tablets, orange marmosets disguised as precocious IRS, (Iodine Residue Servants), and finally batches of eager egrets spilling loads of barley, lentils, and over-sized wristwatches into your agape cargo hatch, (otherwise known as your mouth), increase by *approximately 74 and 3/4 percent? (*Based on research conducted by and for the 7/3rd's Bering Suit Tinsel Company).
Have you really read this far? Fascinating! Simply stupendous, EXTRAORDINARY! You deserve a patch, so long as you have a vest to sew it upon. Here it is, "The Egregious Positivity Medal: Patience Properly Peddled."