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The Epic Origins of a Fake Legendary Figure

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A cool Fantasy Version of my Bio created by N7Kevin

Prince eurphoric

He was born in the northern lands of tamriel in the providence now known as Skyrim. He was born in the cave of testosterone and pull ups. His mother was the bearded Nord Queen, Helgena the bloody axe. His father was the king of the entire world a powerful man of Redguard blood. It is said he was so manly he had 2 or even 3 full beards. Prince stands about 6 feet tall and has muscles the same texture as wired bridge cord. It is believed he could even lift Rosy Odonal with one hand, thou this is not confirmed. He has the mind of the greatest scholars and is said to have written an elderscroll. He walks with an ere of confidence as pride, as he should being the offspring of the two great rulers that legend says were born of the seeds of the tree and Grand King of Savenguard. His fingers are uncutable and immensely powerful as he is able to crush a daedric war hammer in his off hand. He is dark skinned and calm. He was born with what many say is the greatest beard ever grown by any man long, and black as midnight and strong. His long black braids bounce with the power of his heavy footfalls. His 12 pack is said to be strong enough to crack the skull of a raging dragon. He left our world long ago to fight creatures beyond our world. To asgard he ascended to destroy the greatest of foes. He would have single handedly put down the dragon uprising, had he been here at the return of Alduin. He is Prince Eurie the God Of beauty intelligence and war.

Version 3.0

It's a bit baffling to me that I've been a part of this community for as long as I have. I've never continued on with an online community, of all things, for this long. But I suppose that's a testament to just how unique GIO is. I can safely say, I'm not going anywhere. And if I do vanish for a bit, I won't be gone long.

Hi, I'm EuphoricEnnui, the community crowned Prince of Snark (at one point at least).

Impact

I'm nothing special really, but I am proud to say that I managed to at least start a few little trends here on GIO. Gamify Me was a cool little project where people got to make up stories about their fellow GIO pals. After my departure, DJH, King and a few others kept it going for a good long while. It was nice to see that everyone had enjoyed it so much.

Recently, I started a new project with the clear purpose of being able to carry on without any sort of moderation. Guess That Gamer was a little game designed so that nobody would really need to manage it. All you had to do was play the game and it would go on. It's nice to see how it's progressing.

Nutshell

I'm odd, quirky, intellectually lazy, physically driven, and prone to nostalgia and introspection. In truth, I consider myself quite average, flawed, yet freakin awesome. Because that's how my logic works. I write about whatever I want, even when it's clear that games are the furthest thing from my focus. It's what I do. I'm not the same as I was when I first started on GIO. You can ask any of my old friends from this place and they'll likely tell you the same. I'm moodier, more aggressive, and frankly speaking it seems my sarcastic humor has gotten borderline offensive. But I'm trying to work on that. But for a glimpse at my past, you can always check out Saint's interview on me.

What to do...

While gaming is obviously included, these days I'm more prone to reading, playing the piano, and training. I've been told I have eclectic tastes and interests. I've study health sciences, literature, and business law. I work at a private firm but teach piano and train others on the side. I attempt to write music and I like spinach in my fruit smoothies. I'll listen to Debussy's Nocturne in D flat right after playing Foster the People's "Houdini" for the hundredth time. I love watching cartoons with my girlfriend and threatening to feed her gluten-free pasta. I love bragging about my sister's artwork. I think chess is the greatest game in the world and no video, card, or any other board game will ever dethrone it. I love colors and think the only type of people who think pink is for chicks simply can't bring themselves to appreciate nature in all of its splendor. I tinker with my annoyingly designed Taurus.

This is my Face

My sweetheart seems to be the only person alive that can take a pic of me genuinely smiling...her fault.

If you actually get to the end of all of this, my favorite car of all time is the Ferrari 250GT California Spyder....