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Born in an age of oppurtunity, he wielded a big f*%#$£g claymore, and a mustache named Chewbacca. As his renown grew, he taught them written language, and chilled latte's. Soon the people realized he was no ordinary man, and forever deemed him, Jesus Christ. Amen.
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