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Best AFV of all time:
Washington, born and raised.
On my own, how I
spent most of my days.
relaxing all cool.
Countin’ the minutes till
I get out of school.
At math and writing,
I was pretty good.
But I only had three
friends in the neighborhood.
Oh well, not as if I
Getting death threats, why should I be scared?
I was bored
and abhorred, day after day
So I packed a suit
case and went on my way.
grandparents a call and they gave me a ticket
I put my feet up
and said, “Might as well kick it.”
Third class, this is
Serving salt out of two ounce bags?
Is this what the
people of Nevada are living like?
Yeah, this ain’t all
And I hear they’re
stupid, backwoods and all that.
Is this the type of
place that they should send this sly cat?
Maybe, maybe not, it's probably a dump
I just hope they’re
prepared for the Prince of [redacted]
Then, the plane
landed and I came out
This place must be in the middle of a drought
I searched, wandered,
found the car over here
We drove away, watched Vegas disappear
Hey, I haven’t been here
Cars and the food have a
But I ate, slept and
Then yawned, and
said “home to [redacted].”
Woke up about seven
Went to class, said ‘gramps
see ya later’
Saw the principal, some old grump
He'd better prepare, for the prince of [redacted]
I'm not one for writing about myself doing anything spontaneously, least of all writing, which is why I never made a bio. In place of that, I'll just post what Fallen said about me being Batman (well, a Batman).
"BH though, we're definitely different Batmen if you're also Batman. You're somewhere between some pieces of BTAS, The Dark Knight Returns (NOT the TDK Rises, very different), and a little bit of All-Star Batman (thankfully not the really screwed up parts, more the "I am the dogdamn Batman!" attitude that you've presented at a few points)."
"You're more precise, logical, hard hitting, dark, and willing to push your boundaries in ways that please you while still rarely cracking a smile. You're the Batman who can justify using a sniper rifle so long as you don't actually shoot anyone using it. You'll break a guy's back and cripple him for life if it means justice is served. You don't really give a damn about authority other than your own, although you sometimes listen to the reasoning of others. You trust yourself above all else though, and are truly confident in your beliefs; which is part of what draws others to you and makes them listen to you as an authority figure."
Between that, my favorite quotes, and the Pyramid of Greatness, that's all you really need to know about me.
*This bio has not been edited to address the plagiarism mechanics
Here's a picture of me when I'm angry
When I'm happy
When I read a funny joke
And my dog, because why not.