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  • Family Sues Creators of Frogger for Death of Pet

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    Montgomery, AL -  A family of four is suing Konami, creators of the world-renowned "Frogger" series, for the death of their pet frog, Fluffy, which they claim was caused by the game.  Purportedly, Alan Davison, father of two, was playing Frogger in the family room, in plain view of Fluffy for "about an hour or so," claims Davison.  Shortly thereafter, his son, Marcus, brought his pet outside to play.

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    Montgomery, AL - A family of four is suing Konami, creators of the world-renowned "Frogger" series, for the death of their pet frog, Fluffy, which they claim was caused by the game. Purportedly, Alan Davison, father of two, was playing Frogger... More
  • Bobby Kotick Announces Stunning New Activision Merger

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    In a shocking announcement just minutes ago, Bobby Kotick, Activision's outspoken CEO announced the company's biggest merger to date. If you haven't figured it out from the picture above, the aforementioned merger was with none other than... More
  • Next Call of Duty Announced. In Related News, Next Lego Game Announced

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    In a not too surprising turn of events, Activision announced yet another entry to the Call of Duty franchise. But it's not quite what you were expecting, was it? Yes, two of the most whored out franchises have apparently had sex in the back of a car... More
  • Really?

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    From Kotaku:

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    In a recent Kotaku article, they speak of a GameStop employee who was shot during a robbery. You know what, let me quote this so you get the full effect. From Kotaku: An employee at the GameStop store in Orange County, Florida, was shot earlier today... More
  • MiniBlog: The "First!" Pandemic

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    Disclaimer:  This is in response to this post made by Vote 4 Pedro.

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    Disclaimer: This is in response to this post made by Vote 4 Pedro . I read this blog a little while ago, and while several points were made about why people would feel the need to insert themselves into every single blog/news post without making any contribution... More
  • This Is Why We Don't Let Me Get Bored...

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    Now, this is a story all about how
    Link's life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute, just don't act a fool
    I'll tell you how Link saved the princess in a land called Hyrule

    In the Kokiri forest this Hylian was raised
    With Saria was where he spent most of his days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all hunting down monsters in the great Deku
    When a couple of monsters
    They were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
    He went on one little quest to the Temple of Time
    It said "We're locking you up for seven years, don't whine!"

    The kingdom got worse and worse day after day
    But Link remained locked up, and hidden away
    For seven long years until he woke up a man.
    To the kingdom he had to save, but he needed a plan.

    "Got nothing, yo I grew up too fast"
    "If I try to save Zelda, Ganon's gonna kick my ass."
    "Is this what the Hero of Time be living like?"
    "I wanna get laid, but I don't wanna fight."

    He ventured through the land and battled mad foes
    Always dreaming bout taking off all of Zelda's clothes
    He couldn't think straight and couldn't see she was Sheik
    Just wanted to get her in the sack by the end of the week

    Well, he finally made it, strong enough to fight Ganon
    After all those days of fightin' and plannin'
    I ain't trying to get killed, cause I gotta get the girl
    He killed Ganon and practically saved the world

    He whistled for Epona and when she came near
    They sped off like lighting and jumped over a deer
    If anything I can say this horse was rare
    And he yelled "Yo Epona, let's stop, we're there!"

    Link rode up to the village round 7 or 8
    And he yelled to Epona 'Yo horse, smell ya later'
    Looked at his princess she was finally bare
    But she wouldn't put out cause she never does, who cares?

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    Now, this is a story all about how Link's life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just don't act a fool I'll tell you how Link saved the princess in a land called Hyrule In the Kokiri forest this Hylian was raised... More
  • Nintendo Announces Yet Another DS Model

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    It seems they're coming out with these things faster and faster every time!  We haven't yet seen the release of the DSiXL, and yet we've already had an announcement of the successor to the XL.  And it's not quite what you'd expect.  Nintendo kind of threw the whole "handheld" thing out the window this time.  In fact, these thing is even bigger than most notebook computers.  And in true Nintendo fashion, they also made the name of the system even longer.

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    It seems they're coming out with these things faster and faster every time! We haven't yet seen the release of the DSiXL, and yet we've already had an announcement of the successor to the XL. And it's not quite what you'd expect. Nintendo... More
  • Sega's Return to Hardware

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    As is very well known, Sega's last attempt at video game hardware, the Dreamcast, failed faster than anybody thought possible.  In fact, it was such a failure, Sega completely ended their console development, focusing their efforts on being a third party developer/publisher.  However, recent rumors have surfaced (and have been confirmed), stating that Sega is returning with a handheld like nothing we've ever seen before.

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    As is very well known, Sega's last attempt at video game hardware, the Dreamcast, failed faster than anybody thought possible. In fact, it was such a failure, Sega completely ended their console development, focusing their efforts on being a third... More
  • Nintendo Announces New Worldwide Marketing Strategy

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    In a recent interview, Satoru Shibata, president of Nintendo of Europe, shed some light on Nintendo's future plans to further expand their reach in the worldwide video game market.

    "50 million units worldwide for the Wii is okay.  But we still feel we can do better." More

    In a recent interview, Satoru Shibata, president of Nintendo of Europe, shed some light on Nintendo's future plans to further expand their reach in the worldwide video game market. "50 million units worldwide for the Wii is okay. But we still... More