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A central processing unit (CPU), also referred to as a central processor unit, is the hardware within a computer that carries out the instructions of a computer program by performing the basic arithmetical, logical, and input/output operations of the system. The term has been in use in the computer industry at least since the early 1960s. The form, design,
and implementation of CPUs have changed over the course of their
history, but their fundamental operation remains much the same.
A computer can have more than one CPU; this is called multiprocessing. Some integrated circuits (ICs) can contain multiple CPUs on a single chip; those ICs are called multi-core processors.
Two typical components of a CPU are the arithmetic logic unit (ALU), which performs arithmetic and logical operations, and the control unit (CU), which extracts instructions from memory and decodes and executes them, calling on the ALU when necessary.
Not all computational systems rely on a central processing unit. An array processor or vector processor has multiple parallel computing elements, with no one unit considered the "center". In the distributed computing model, problems are solved by a distributed interconnected set of processors.
XL stands for eXtensible Language. It is a computer programming language designed to support concept programming.
XL features programmer-reconfigurable syntax and semantics. Compiler plug-ins can be used to add new features to the language. A base set of plug-ins implements a relatively standard imperative language. Programmers can write their own plug-ins to implement application-specific notations, such as symbolic differentiation, which can then be used similarly to built-in language features.
Things You Should Know About MEH!!!!!!!!
The Many Faces of Cpu
Cpu Xl (Classic)
Sad Cpu Xl
Cpu Xl: Badass Version
Cpu Xl, Waiting for the Funeral
Cpu Xl, Becoming Alive
Cpu Xl, All Alone
Cpu Xl, Living for Tomorrow
Cpu Xl, Missing His Old Life
Cpu Xl, A Monster Within
Cpu Xl, Kirby's #1 Fan
In case you can't see it up there.
3DS code: 5370-0495-7027
Wii U ID: Cpu_Xl
Super Smash Bros. Brawl code: 4382-2346-8362
Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Games I need/want/NEED!!!
Saints Row IV
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix
Need for Speed: Rivals
Killzone: Shadow Fall
The Order: 1886
inFAMOUS: Second Son
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
LEGO Marvel Super Heroes
Super Mario 3D World
Need for Speed: Most Wanted U
Deus Ex Human Revolution: Director's Cut
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Super Smash Bros. Wii U
Project X Zone
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Super Smash Bros. 3DS
Games I have to finish or die trying
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
Injustice: Gods Among Us
LEGO City: Undercover
Mega Man X
New Super Mario Bros. 2
Kingdom Hearts 3D
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Games I'm playing right now
Games I've finished
The Last of Us
New Super Mario Bros. U
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Awesome People List
Morris Moore is awesome, I guess. I mean he's alright if you like the kind of guy who always, and I mean ALWAYS, asks questions. It's everyday with this kid! He's all like, who's your favorite comic book character, or have you ever pulled an all-nighter to finish a game, or who do you like better; Mario or Sonic. Blah, blah, blah!
This is Ash. She's female. She's also a evil secret ninja warrior. Trust me guys! It all makes sense! She get's hurt a lot, why? Because she's always out fighting her enemies ! She has cats, why? Because she uses them to train her cat-like reflexes! She quite morbid, why? Because she has magical demon powers! She watches Dr.What'sHisFace, why? Because she also has time traveling powers! She has a thing for Loki, why? Because she's learning how to become a better evil villain! She gonna kill us all!! AHHHHHHHH!!! We need a hero to save us from the evil clutches of Ash, The 13th Crawler of the Night!!!! What's that in the air? It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a jew! A jew? No!! It's Super Cpu!!
This lovely lady made me a Cpu Xl banner! That's about it, I don't really know anything else about her... I know she a girl. And possibly human, but you never know. She could easily be an extraterrestrial on a mission from her home planet to investigate the odd behaviors human video gamers. IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!! THE GOVERNMENT'S HOLDING ALL THE ANSWERS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Trenchy is a wonderful guy. That is all.
MY LITTLE ASIAN BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday Morning Replay
SatMornPlay is an overall great guy who can speak Japanese. Why he insists on rubbing it in my face, I'll never know. He also enjoys world domination, so don't freak out when he becomes dictator of the world. Even though I'll become world dictator first, I'll let him dream. Maybe he can become vice dictator? That's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it.
Next up is Vanz, my total BFFFL. Why is she my best female friend for life you might ask? BECAUSE SHE"S FRICKEN" AWESOME!!!!! Despite her crippling Zelda addiction. And the fact that the slightest amount of confrontation will cause her to find a corner and cry. And the fact that it's nearly impossible to scroll down her humongous page. And the fact that she always shoots me in the face in Uncharted. And the fact she doesn't love me!!! *cries* Anyway, Vanz is pretty cool. My thunder buddy. A fantastic friend. The nicest person you'll ever meet. She's just such a great gal. I'm totally gonna dump her tomorrow morning. (JK Vanz, we can still be friends... for now... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)
(insert name here)NIK
NIK is one of those guys who insists on changing the first part of his name 24/7. It's kinda annoying. I never know what to call him! I mean come on, who needs an open ended name? I don't randomly change my name to CpuTheTriforceWielder, or Do NOT Cpu This, or Cpu (CMONEY), or CpuNIK! That would be outrageous! A name is a name, you can't change it willy-nilly! *calms down* NIK also like Daft Punk. That's pretty much the only reason he's up here.. and because he made me a chocolate pizza. Just look at it! foodfamilyfinds.com/.../nutella-chocolate-pizza-cookie.jpg
Robert and I are like two peas in separate pods in different countries. I don't really have anything else about him... We both like Deadpool, so that's a plus I guess... This is getting awkward... Time for some jokes! Why do gorilla's have big fingers? Because they have big nostrils! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Okay, another. What did the farmer say about the two cows in love? He said they were perfect for each udder! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Okay, last one. Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in the jeans! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
For some reason "Volt", If that's even his real name, didn't like what I originally put up about him. So for that, I say screw him. Besides, Volt Devilray is a stupid name. At first I thought his name was Volt Delivery, but noooooo!!! He has to be all different and make his name Volt Devilray!! I MEAN WHAT THE HECK DOES DEVILRAY MEAN!!!!!! All I think of is a devil shoot laser rays out of it's eyes. And that's just stupid.
Mr. Thunder is a invaluable friend. Without him who would I beat up in PS All-Stars, who would I share my hate of the Xbox One with, and who would be the jelly in my sandwich. In fact, once he even made me a sandwich, a kind of dry sandwich, but a sandwich none-the-less. I think it was a BLT, hold the T. And the L. And the bread. I actually think is was just bacon on a plate. With a side of eggs and toast. Wait, no... I think that's what I had for breakfast today. What did thunder make me again... Hmmm... Oh that's right, he made me Kirby cupcakes. Look at them: http://cutestfood.com/uploads/2010/01/kirbycupcakes07.jpg They were magically delicious! Hold on a sec... I'm thinking about the bowl of Lucky Charms I had for breakfast... I thought I had Bacon and Eggs? I'm so confused... I think I'm gonna take a nap, wake me up when it's time for dinner.
Next up is Lucky Koopa, which is by far the stupidest name ever! Last time I checked, Koopa's aren't lucky at all. Do you how many times Mario stomps on Koopa's? Probably a lot. That sounds particularity unlucky. And if that's not the worst, Mario then jumps on their shells to send them shooting across the stage knocking into their fellow cohorts. At least they don't get killed immediately when stepped on like those poor Goomba's. What does Mario have against turtles and mushrooms. I mean Mario's favorite food are mushrooms, for crying out loud! The red plumber is just a murderer. And his brother is too! Those guys are just terrible. Now I know why Bowser hates Mario and Luigi. Maybe King Koopa isn't a bad guy after all.
His name is Gabe and he's younger than me. He's prime trashcan stuffing material. Just like Max up there. They can be the trash amigo's. Like if Bert and Ernie lived in a trashcan like Oscar the Grouch. I guess in that scenario, I'll be Elmo. DNRT could be Big Bird, Vannah would be Zoe, Warrior can be Cookie Monster, Thunder is Grover, and DoZo is obviously Oscar (cause he's a jerk). Then we can make small children come to our street! We can play with them, sing songs, talk about letters and numbers, force them to come into our houses, hold them hostage until their parents give us money, and kick them off bridges after we receive our dough. WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Stone made me this sandwich! http://i.imgur.com/9MLyzh.jpg Look at how delicious it is! I would kiss him... if he had a mouth. I'll just kiss him on the stache. Might get hair in my mouth, but It will be worth it! It'll be like making out with a rabbit's tail, or a Pomeranian's butt, or a Poodle's stomach, or a black guy's afro, or Zangief's chest hair, or... something else that's fluffy.
She's fluffy. I mean like really fluffy. SHE"S JUST SO FLUFFY!!!!! Whenever I visit her I'm all like, too much fluff!! I just can't handle it sometimes.... I just need to get out... Oh hello there window. You're looking awfully jump throughable today.... I just have to jump through you... The way your glass impales me. The sound of you breaking when I jump through you. The feeling up the air, rushing past me as I descend down the floors, crashing into the the trash cans below. But alas, the evil Fluffy has banned me from jumping through you. But fear not my rectangle love... For I will jump though you again. This I swear. I SWEAR!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
TadorHead the Awesome
This is Tador, or as I call her, Sauce. I miss Sauce. My meals are lame without her... My sandwiches are lame... My steaks are lame... My porkchops are lame... My hamburgers are lame... My fish is lame... Anything that requires sauce, is lame.... But hey, at least she's single.
His name's Jared but I call him Al. Why? Cause I'm a hipster, y'all!! PREMIUM GANSTA!!!! I ONCE SHOT A GUY!!!! Yeah I know, you're probably thinking, "But Cpu is such a nice guy?" But think again cause I"M A BAAAADASS!!!! My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!! It's better than yours!! Damn right, it's better than yours!! I could teach you, but I'd have to charge!! It's bananas!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!! It's bananas!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!! My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps!! Check it out!! Um, I mean... I don't like pop songs... I prefer to listen to groups like Two Door Cinema Club. You've probably never heard of them. #hipsterswag
BrokenAngel. And I thought Volt's name was stupid. I just mean come on!! A broken angel? That's just stupid. Picture an angel. Flying and halo-crowed 'n stuff. Now picture a broken one. Probably not flying. Probably doesn't have a halo. He's practically a fallen angel!! Maybe he's THE fallen angel.... His real name is probably Lucifer!! HE"S THE DEVIL!!!!! SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!
This World Begins With (???)
That was one time.
It's the lesser Vannah clone. A freak accident where a lock of Vannah's hair got contaminated with Chemical X. Forming the villainous RedQueen!! With her ultra super powers, she fights heroes and the forces of good! One of Super Cpu's sworn enemies, RedQueen flies through the night, hunting down young innocent children with her psycho mind-control rays, turning them into her own evil minions. One day, when a large enough quantity of minions is amassed, she will storm Vannah's fort, usurping her role as the Triforce Wielder!! But fear not citizens of GIO, for Super Cpu will ceaselessly watch over Vannah. And when that fateful days comes, Super Cpu will stand against the RedQueen and strike her down!!!!!
(Yeah that's right, I'm making a list! And your not invited! Unless you ask nicely and bribe me.)
My Friend Song List
Here is a list of people that remind me of songs Or vice verse. Ergo, My Friend Song List. It's really not that hard to comprehend people...
Here's a song that sums up how people feel about me = Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me By: "Weird Al" Yankovic
And here's a song that really defines me = West Coast By: Coconut Records
DoZo = You're My Best Friend BY: Queen
VannahFoxTheTriforceWielder = Whistle For The Choir By: The Fratellis
This World Beings With (???) = We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together By: Taylor Swift
nightcrawlerash13 = Female Robbery By: The Neighbourhood
PandaAngel = Instant Crush By: Daft Punk
BrokenAngel = Broken By: Gorillaz
jackson stone = Mustache Man (Wasted) By: Cake
ZERØ = Long Time By: Cake
Like what you see? I KNOW YOU DO!!! My DeviantART page: http://cpuxl.deviantart.com/
So now you're probably thinking to yourself, Hey, I want one... Well you can get one!! Right now I'm making anime look-alike... portrait things... If you want one made in your likeness, just send me a message with the the following:
People I'm making pictures for are (in order of who's picture I'm working on next):
What follows is an extremely long dedication of Kirby adoration that
only true Kirby fans can endure. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
Other Video Game Crap
Groups I Love With a Passion
Movies My Eyes Find Appealing
Anime's I Watch With My Eyes!!!