GameInformer

From the start of his life Mr.Breeding was known as the most intellectualy gifted of all the children in the world. once givin the top hat and medallion of the mayor of america he lived as a kind ruler until he learned there was an uprising in the works. He had no idea why people would hate him but he knew that if he didnt try to fight back he would lose america. after many months of dilliberation on the subject of the inpending attack all the poloticians of america agreed the only way to stop them was to send a little american justice the way of the rebels in the form of a apple pie shaped bomb,surely no one could resist apple pie. after many months with no word back from the spy sent to investigate the explosion area the mayor decided to see for himself. once he got there he saw there was no explosion and no rebelion only people with wierd accents and odd bacon. Mr.Breeding later found out these people had told some redneck poloticians about the first three starwars films and when the rebelion came up the politicians were so idiotic that they assumed they were starting a rebelion of there own, and after the americans yelled they did not give a darn because the best movie ever was the highlander. He also found out they didnt eat the pie because their kind did not like apple pie. and the location of this place was none other than canada!!!