GameInformer

        THE AWESOME BIO  

        I was born in Vault 87 during a nuclear Fallout. One day some people called the UNSC picked me up from the Capital Wasteland  and started training me as a Spartan Soldier. I left the UNSC with a year worth of Spartan training with just a Sniper Rifle and the clothes on my back.

         I flew away on a small spacecraft that I accidentally flew into a Black hole. I came out on Earth on the year 1468 where I fought alongside an Italian Assassin named Ezio against the Templars. I then flew my spacecraft to a distant planet named Pandora. There were these 4 treasure hunters searching for a vault. They eventually found it. It was actually a monster called the Destroyer.

          I went through another black hole and landed on another side of Earth where there was a Zombie Apocalypse around the globe. I met Nick, Rochelle, Ellis and Coach. They were really nice. It was sad to see them get smashed by a Tank.

          I crash landed in Africa, where I met Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar. They were cool. They saved me from the chainsaw dude and a whole bunch of other zombies. We finally found my ship, and fixed it up, and I was on my way.

         I went to another Earth that didnt have zombies, Nuclear radiation, a robot name Claptrap or some people that have had a war going on between them for a long time. It was a normal Earth with Music, dancing, video games and school(uhhhh). It was there where I learned to master the Guitar and DJ scratch pad!!! I was called a DJ Hero and Guitar Hero by many people.

        Here I am now , typing this into the computer. Some people will be dumb enough to believe this bio, some will not. Believe what you want to believe. (But really dont believe, they will put you in an insane asylum)