GameInformer

  I was created by interstellar energy known as space stuff.  After a short childhood, ( I was so short I asked hobbits to reach higher shelves for me) my father, Odin, banished me from Asgard for feeding my goats too many cans of motor oil.  While on earth, I developed a incurable form of cancer, which I got from trying to watch T.V. and a running Microwave at the same time.  Soon after, I joined the Weapon X Program and had my disease quickly cured.  Then I was tasked by the president to keep all the crap away from the fans - that was not an easy job.  People like to keep buckets of poo very close to their fans, it was quite a failure.  So, disgraced from the agency, I became a rouge cop fighting crime with my talking car Laser Vision.  And after several years on the job and a few run-in's with the cast of Police Academy I decided to leave the force and ... well learn the ways of the force.  I decided to start my training in the Jedi Academy, but it didn't work out.  So, now as a proud employee of Burger King I manage the worst thing of all grease fires.  I hope to become a master of frozen-yogurt-jitsu flinging hard berries in peoples eyes.  But until then I will live the sad life of screwing up wiki's and posting blogs.  Cheers.