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Shish is the result of a highly successful Kickstarter campaign to build the human 2.0. With 4 arms, over a dozen or so elbows and a heart the size of Kentucky he is a virtual woolly mammoth of fun. He has been described as "heartwarming", "a non-stop thrill ride", a "tour de force of emotions from beginning to end" and overall "a must see--4.5 Stars". For more information please visit www.thebestkindofcandyisswedishshish.com
This is his page. Home to many rare creatures, chief amongst which is the dreaded Tyronnosaurus-rex. While seemingly cold blooded and curmudgeonly, this creature can prove to be quite docile. Friendly Robbits are also scattered throughout the grounds and if you are lucky, you may even spot the dazzling Charldinal making one of its rare appearances. Oh, and please refrain from feeding the DIRNTs. Thank you.
When the aliens arrived none of us were ready. We were sitting around the dinner table, mindlessly chattering, when the knock came. Aunt Rose went to the door, swung it open, and was instantly vaporized. Horrified, we watched Aunt Rose's ashes slowly settle to the floor. The door creaked shut. "Aliens!" Grandma whispered.
A few moments of silence followed. And then the knock returned. This time Grandma grabbed her shotgun, signaled everyone of her intent, and crept quietly to the door. The kind, eternal light had left her blue eyes. Her jaw was set, and I saw the look of the vengeful she-wolf bent on protecting her cubs.
Grandma suddenly flung the door open and I saw her pump two rounds into Harold Schmidt, the grocer up the street. When the smoke cleared, we all stood there-quietly observing Harold's twisted, broken body.
"Who would have thought?" Grandma's voice quivered. "Old Harold Schmidt--a stinkin' alien!"
The bear and Carl lived together in the cave for several years until, one day, the true savagery of Nature being unleashed, Carl killed and ate him.
Favorites: COLDPLAY!, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Matisyahu, Glitch Mob, Foster the People, K'naan, Dirty Heads, Daft Punk, Bass Hunters
Listening to: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Lana Del Rey, Coldplay
Anything made by Pixar or Christopher Nolan, 127 hours, Super 8, Argo, Fun with Dick & Jane, Moonrise Kingdom, Avatar, V for Vendetta, Gattaca, District 9, Shutter Island, Sleepy Hollow, Blues Brothers, Swiss Family Robinson, Into the Wild, Surf's Up, Finding Neverland, The Man who Knew too Little
Recently Watched: In Bruges (absolute utter poo), Catching Fire (good), Children of Men (amazing)
Favorites: The Walking Dead, The Office, Parks and Recreations, Lost, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Top Gear, The IT Crowd, Torchwood, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, QI, Community, Psych, Arrested Development, SNL....ish
Watching: Fraiser, Doctor Who, Wilfred
Favorites: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Ready Player One, Batman: Court of Owls (comic), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Chronicles of Narnia, The Outsiders, Siddhartha, The Great Gatsby, The Farside
Reading: Batman: Court of Owls/City of Owls
Hope to Read: Ender's Game, Catcher in the Rye, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Underwater Welder, Batman: City of Owls
“Wisdom cannot be imparted. Wisdom that a wise man attempts to impart always sounds like foolishness to someone else ... Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, do wonders through it, but one cannot communicate and teach it." -Siddhartha
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
"If I always told you the truth, I wouldn't need you to trust me." -The Doctor