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I'm Bryan. I'm righteous! Like to surf just as much as I like to play games. Can't seem to come to an agreement of purchasing an ehcsbox X[. Gonna be a Chemical engineer some day [still in school for that]. Enjoy GOOD, HONEST games and anime. Bees don't have knees, so stop saying that things are. Want to learn the cello but they is so espensive 8/. Got milk? Because I sure do. What kind of question is that. I mean there are some good reasons I guess, but if you don't strictly for financial reasons then you must be straight broke. I mean even if you're lactose intolerant, they have lactose-free milk. Hell even soy milk still counts as milk, so stop making excuses. Wish I could be a jedi, but not primarily because of all the neato powers they have, but it seems that only jedis can understand what the hell R2D2 is really saying. What if I could fly? That would be ridiculous! So I'm going to find a way that I can fly all on my own. Wish I had a Punkn' Chunker. Going to see japan over my spring break and it's going to be so wicked. I got a kayak for Christmas. Thought that was baller y'know? Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is an amazing game critic and should be given a medal of honor or at least a cake that say "That'll do Ben. That'll do." The wii is stupid. I'm sorry, but i don't like to lie. You know what is also more retarded than a man picking his nose with a Scottish claymore? Not much else except for maybe all the lousy corporate gimmicks that trick absent-minded joe-dumbfaces into buying their useless crap. For example: with the whole "actiony" Playstation Move and Xbox Kinect is NOT casual gaming! Because the wii has an original "immersive" quality and it sells, everything now seems to be moving towards some sort of spastastic whacky arm-flailing gameplay singularity and its just plain dumb and a waste of time that could be better spent on something actually interesting and innovative rather than on some overly-expensive gimmick. Games exist for those who are bored and have time to kill and unwind after a presumably stressful day. When I'm done for the day and want to unwind with a good game, I'm not about ready to start jumping and swing my arms and looking like something out of loony tunes just to shoot a block at a tower or kick meta-knight in his big dumb fat face. No! When someone reads a book they don't try and enact the book because they think it would be more immersive. On another note whats the deal with 3D television? "ooooo! the pretty fish is swimming towards me! I'm gonna try and touch it. Oops! I forgots, It's not real so can't touches it. Derp!" This is probably the super ultra cosmic intergalactic rocket booster space king of gimmicks. It's a bloody sham! If you're going to sell something and with the claim it's going to be a "Like you're there" experience, it better well feel like I'm there, ya'dig! Well that's some food for thought and I'm done with this because I'm craving some quesadilas. Over-and -out.