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  • This Indie Game Just Revolutionized Storytelling in Games. Here's Why You Should Play It

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    Gamers keep talking about The Stanley Parable, calling it "game of the year" and "revolutionary." 

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    Gamers keep talking about The Stanley Parable, calling it "game of the year" and "revolutionary." This baffled me. Some indie title based off a Half Life 2 mod is better than everything else in 2013? Even Bioshock Infinite? I played... More
  • Dead Space 2 Is Making My Life Hell

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    Dead Space 2 is making my life hell, like the title says. 

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    Dead Space 2 is making my life hell, like the title says. I felt tense last night. Long day. Too much writing for my job. Got some bad news. Wasn't happy. "I'll relax with some video games," I thought. Then I remembered that the only... More
  • Irony Alert: I bought a Mac

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    Strong opinions cut both ways. When you eat your words, everybody remembers.

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    Strong opinions cut both ways. When you eat your words, everybody remembers. I never liked Macs. They were the overpriced machine of choice for computer-illiterate non-gamers. Nobody smart bought a Mac. Those were for Apple-loving idiots with too much... More
  • Ending on a Low Note

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    Too many games seem similar. This one's a shooter. This one's a platformer. This one's an action-adventure game. They all blend together. 

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    Too many games seem similar. This one's a shooter. This one's a platformer. This one's an action-adventure game. They all blend together. I wanted a unique experience when I picked up 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. It's an adventure... More
  • 9 Games That Defined My Gaming Experience

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    Normally, I like to write a comprehensive list of the best games of the year when the leaves start changing color. Picking favorites, while inadvisable with children, is fun with video games. Everybody likes labeling their best and brightest. Plus, these... More
  • Saints Row Crossed The Line And Got Weird

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    Like many other gamers, I recently picked up Saints Row: The Third for PC in the THQ Humble Bundle. THQ put a bunch of great PC games on a pay-what-you-want sale with

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    Like many other gamers, I recently picked up Saints Row: The Third for PC in the THQ Humble Bundle. THQ put a bunch of great PC games on a pay-what-you-want sale with the proceeds going to them and charity. I couldn't resist getting Saints Row and... More
  • The Most Godawful Piece of Trash I've Ever Written

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    A bit of backstory:

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    I'm proud of my writing. Some of it sucks, but most of it is acceptable. Still working on getting it to "good." That's another story. However, even the laziest blog written on my worst day does not compare to the story I'm about... More
  • 3 Things Valve Should Fix For The Steam Box

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    Mouse Mayhem

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    You're killing me, Valve. You guys have terrible timing. I write up a post about the tantalizing possibility of an official Valve-branded console for the living room and you steal my thunder with a confirmation that it's happening . Way to make... More
  • What I Want From A Mass Effect Prequel

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    The Mass Effect trilogy is done. The story of Commander Shepard has been told. The Reapers came, fought, and (spoilers) were repelled. That story, although awesome, is over. There's no

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    The Mass Effect trilogy is done. The story of Commander Shepard has been told. The Reapers came, fought, and (spoilers) were repelled. That story, although awesome, is over. There's nothing more to be said. However, the engines of profit and franchising... More
  • The Very Best Games of 2012 (Or Close Enough)

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    Normally I write up a "Best of" post for the cream of the year's gaming crop. However, I only bought three new releases this year. Everything else was secondhand, on sale, or old. It wouldn't be honest for me to pretend I know which... More
  • A True American Tale

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    About a year ago, I finished playing the main campaign of Grand Theft Auto IV. It's one of my favorite games. The open world, satirical culture, and action-filled gameplay make a great experience. In honor of that singular experience, I have extensively edited and rewritten my original review of the game to make it more readable. Tell me what you think.

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    In gaming, few series command the same level of respect as Grand Theft Auto. Rockstar's flagship franchise has been innovating and setting the industry high-water mark for years. The latest entry...

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  • Programming Games Is Really Hard

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    Modern video games are huge.

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    College can be cool sometimes. There's a lot of work and tests involved, but occasionally you get to take interesting classes. This semester I'm trying my hand at programming by taking an introductory-level course on programming. It's nothing... More
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