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A silent, impending epidemic is looming on the horizon. Call me a reactionary conservative wanting to hold on too tightly to the past if you'd like, but I am noticing at an ever increasing rate of young, video game playing children quitting and moving on from one game t
The gaming industry's main talking points seem to be built upon a foundation of myth and other lies. Let's take a quick look at a few of them:
During a typical Friday evening of watching my bored, dumpy, middle aged housewife neighbors do dishes in tank tops and Spongebob pajamas, I felt the strong urge to find out what Google thinks I should be searching for. After all, they couldn't possibly be making money off of data mining for the federal government. But that's for thinkin' folk. I let my digits do the thinking amongst OTHER THINGS.
Numerous centuries from now when useless humanities majors will make up 100% of the workforce, they will all be forced study the most minute details of the past of irrelevant culture after irrelevant culture. If they all haven't committed harakiri out of sheer boredom, these individuals will come to revere Shaq-Fu like we in the present day revere Nickelback and Insane Clown Posse.
Kabuki Warriors is one of the greatest games of all time for this reason alone... MORE AFTER THE JUMP IF I CAN MAKE IT. COME ON. FILL THAT SPACE. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahaha
Custer's Revenge