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    Eight, nine, ten years ago we were subject to legions of boy/girl band clones, some being younger than others... And that, for our reference, is where our circle shall begin... Out of the pile of rotten produce to choose from, we shall take these fellows... More
  • The Greatest Games of All Time #6

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    I This is a cartoon car. Have I ever played this nonsense before? No. But it is a cartoon car. Book it for a championship ring. Give to the Library of Congress. This one is money. More
  • Sex and Dying in High Society

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    A silent, impending epidemic is looming on the horizon. Call me a reactionary conservative wanting to hold on too tightly to the past if you'd like, but I am noticing at an ever increasing rate of young, video game playing children quitting and moving on from one game t

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    A silent, impending epidemic is looming on the horizon. Call me a reactionary conservative wanting to hold on too tightly to the past if you'd like, but I am noticing at an ever increasing rate of young, video game playing children quitting and moving... More
  • The Greatest Games of All Time #5

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    The gaming industry's main talking points seem to be built upon a foundation of myth and other lies. Let's take a quick look at a few of them:

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    The gaming industry's main talking points seem to be built upon a foundation of myth and other lies. Let's take a quick look at a few of them: - Metal Gear Solid is good - Halo is good - Online gaming is good (really guys) - Zelda is good The... More
  • The Greatest Games of All Time #4

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    During a typical Friday evening of watching my bored, dumpy, middle aged housewife neighbors do dishes in tank tops and Spongebob pajamas, I felt the strong urge to find out what Google thinks I should be searching for. After all, they couldn't possibly be making money off of data mining for the federal government. But that's for thinkin' folk. I let my digits do the thinking amongst OTHER THINGS.

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    During a typical Friday evening of watching my bored, dumpy, middle aged housewife neighbors do dishes in tank tops and Spongebob pajamas, I felt the strong urge to find out what Google thinks I should be searching for. After all, they couldn't possibly... More
  • The Greatest Games of All Time #3

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    Numerous centuries from now when useless humanities majors will make up 100% of the workforce, they will all be forced study the most minute details of the past of irrelevant culture after irrelevant culture. If they all haven't committed harakiri out of sheer boredom, these individuals will come to revere Shaq-Fu like we in the present day revere Nickelback and Insane Clown Posse.

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    Numerous centuries from now when useless humanities majors will make up 100% of the workforce, they will all be forced study the most minute details of the past of irrelevant culture after irrelevant culture. If they all haven't committed harakiri... More
  • The Greatest Games of All Time #2

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    Kabuki Warriors is one of the greatest games of all time for this reason alone... MORE AFTER THE JUMP IF I CAN MAKE IT. COME ON. FILL THAT SPACE. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahaha

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    Kabuki Warriors is one of the greatest games of all time for this reason alone... MORE AFTER THE JUMP IF I CAN MAKE IT. COME ON. FILL THAT SPACE. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahaha... More
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    Custer's Revenge

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    Custer's Revenge For reasons I don't even have to state. More