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  • Bye Now

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    Oh, you knew it was coming, don't act surprised!

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    Oh, you knew it was coming, don't act surprised! I just have to get off of this site that lost respect for its fans! After 8 1/2 years I have been incredibly disappointed in the lack of respect by the people running the site. And also this is a shout... More
  • Celebrating 8 Strange Years on This Site

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    Today marks my 8 year anniversary on this site.  To me, that's scary.  I feel like the old guy crashing a party.  I joined this site two months after the original redesign that launched a thousand profiles.  And I was one of them.

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    Today marks my 8 year anniversary on this site. To me, that's scary. I feel like the old guy crashing a party. I joined this site two months after the original redesign that launched a thousand profiles. And I was one of them. I don't recall if... More
  • Uncle STRAFE's Big, Huge Hawaiian Adventure! (Sorry, no Brandon story)

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    Hey everybody, I'm back from Hawaii!  In case you didn't know, I went to a wedding in Hawaii for a week.  I had fun, and you can, too! (But only if you can go to Hawaii)

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    Hey everybody, I'm back from Hawaii! In case you didn't know, I went to a wedding in Hawaii for a week. I had fun, and you can, too! (But only if you can go to Hawaii) Last Thursday morning I had to wake up at *** 4 AM to get ready to go on the... More
  • My "Friend" Brandon is a Big, Fat Liar and I Hope He Slips on Ice and Breaks a Tooth

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    So I got home from work early the other day and I was totally about to rock out and dive into some Haagen-Dazs (sp?) icre cream (Rocky Road, anyone?!?!?!?!?!) when I get a text from Brandon RANDOMLY.  He says "Hey I'm in town, so lets hang out!!" I haven't seen Brandon in, like, a year or something so I jump on the opportunity.  "Okay!  Where you wanna meet?" I ask.  He replies "Oh, let's meet down by that place we used to hang out at.  You know, that Gameworks place!  Ha!"  Gameworks?  I think to myself. But I haven't been there since... high school.  Whatever, though, because it's Brandon.  How often do I get to see Brandon?

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    So I got home from work early the other day and I was totally about to rock out and dive into some Haagen-Dazs (sp?) icre cream (Rocky Road, anyone?!?!?!?!?!) when I get a text from Brandon RANDOMLY. He says "Hey I'm in town, so lets hang out... More
  • Okay, so I finally bought an XBox...

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    So who wants to play video games with me?  And also, how the heck do I get Live??  I have no idea how modern technology works; I just bought my first flashlight the other day and just freaked the hell out.

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    So who wants to play video games with me? And also, how the heck do I get Live?? I have no idea how modern technology works; I just bought my first flashlight the other day and just freaked the hell out. Tips? What's your gamertag (COOL KIDS ONLY... More
  • Brandon is sending mixed messages

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    Brandon and I were hanging out this weekend.  We had a few beers downtown, and he poured his heart out to me.  It was weird.  The following is the conversation as I remember it:

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    Brandon and I were hanging out this weekend. We had a few beers downtown, and he poured his heart out to me. It was weird. The following is the conversation as I remember it: Brandon: So I was drivin' around the other day by the river and I was checkin'... More
  • Brandon on Being Late

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    It was a Wednesday morning back in '03, and I was running a little late for school.  I bolted to the school in a hurried mess well after the bell rang.  I was a little embarassed to be so late, since this was the day we were all going to have a PIZZA PARTY!

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    It was a Wednesday morning back in '03, and I was running a little late for school. I bolted to the school in a hurried mess well after the bell rang. I was a little embarassed to be so late, since this was the day we were all going to have a PIZZA... More
  • Brandon and Strafe Go To Hooters

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    Have you ever had one of those days where you really, really crave something and you'll stop at nothing to go get it?  This is my story of me and Brandon's goal to go to Hooters for the first time ever.

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    Have you ever had one of those days where you really, really crave something and you'll stop at nothing to go get it? This is my story of me and Brandon's goal to go to Hooters for the first time ever. Back in high school, Brandon and I were sort... More
  • Brandon on Jay Leno

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    Brandon hates Jay Leno.  It's kind of surprising how riled up he gets sometimes.  He hated him on The Tonight Show, and he despises his new show.  I told him "Brandon, it's the exact same thing as what he did on the Tonight Show, he just doesn't have a desk when interviewing guests."  He tells me "That's exactly what I hate about it.  He don't push the envelope.  He's the safe comedian.  He ain't got no balls, yo."  I hate it when he brings up the cajones.

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    Brandon hates Jay Leno. It's kind of surprising how riled up he gets sometimes. He hated him on The Tonight Show, and he despises his new show. I told him "Brandon, it's the exact same thing as what he did on the Tonight Show, he just doesn't... More
  • A Christmas Story: A Hearty Review (aka Day 12)

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    A Christmas Story : 10/10 Brandon and I actually watched this yesterday together and I didn't have time to post the review, blah blah blah, anyways. If you haven't seen "A Christmas Story," you're probably missing out on the top... More
  • 12 Days of Christmas Movies: Day 10

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    Scrooged: 8.5/10

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    Scrooged : 8.5/10 Ahh, Bill Murray. Oh, how I can't quit you. In this take on the Dickens classic, he takes on the role of Scrooge. But it's a "modern" day setting. He's the producer, or something, to a play that's going to perform... More
  • 12 Days of Christmas Movies: Day 9

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    Today we had a double-feature:

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    Today we had a double-feature: The Nightmare Before Christmas: 9.95/10 It's the one Christmas movie (well, besides maybe "Gremlins") that can also be played during the Holloween season and still be relevant. I know there are a lot of fans... More
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