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Whether it's Half-Life's well-polished single-player experience, Left 4 Dead's intense multiplayer mayhem, or the amusing puzzle-like experience that was Portal, it's hard to argue with Valve pedigree, but you can certainly try if you'd like.
I love GLaDOS so much, and it was really hard for me to pick a favorite qoute, but here it is.
"When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put in on cereal, rub it right into my eyes... honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny."
I loved the cake quotes, especially this one:
"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, if you hurry back."
In Lemmings terms "Fast Thing Go In, Fast Thing Come Out."
It's actually this:"In Layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.'"
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like [in a deep male voice] "No way!" [normal voice] and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!"
"True knowledge is birth, and also death."
The Holy Trinity of GIO:
GIO Usage Guidelines, Newcomer Cheat Sheet, Site Feedback
" You did well on that test chamber, I'll make a comment on the positive space of your profile. Oh, there's lots of space here. Did Well. There
One died in India. Three was tracked down in Brazil. I am the only one left. I am The Second Musketeer
Niiice quote, rocstar101. There was a lot of tongue-in-cheek dialogue that I never questioned until I'd played through the game once. Then I was listening to everything she said and trying to catch little tidbits like those.
If I can remember, I think it was "The Companion Cube will not hesitate to stab you", or she might've said it differently.
"Have I ever lied to you? [Pauses] In this room?" Gold.
"Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. [slow clap] Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that"
"you dint even know what it was and now you killed it (pause) great job hero"
The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like,"No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. ".