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Mass Effect was one of the most action-packed space odysseys we've ever experienced, and it has at least two sequels that look to up that ante in nearly every way. Whether you are new to the universe or an experienced explorer, feel free to pull up a chair
I have been playing ME2 for the last few days and I have been wondering, what is everyone's favorite line/thing he has done.
Mine so far is after you get Garrus. Joker: Commander, we got Garrus back. That's great because he was totally my favorite, you know with that pole up his ass.
That one cracks me up every time.
What's yours? Do tell.
mine is when miranda and jack are fighting and he sends shepherd to break it up, he tells him/her to take picturess lol hilarious
Well, besides laughing quite loudly whenever I reach the end of his dialogue tree and hear him say, "Good for now. Think I fractured my thumb on the mute, but I think I made my point," I'd have to say...
(after picking up Jack) "Hey, Commander, you might want to watch that last one. I mean, we can only hold so much crazy." hahaha everything he says is hilarious.
Here's another one. Joker: Shhhh. Shepard: Joker? Joker whispering: I can tell when it’s listening. EDI: I am always listening Mr. Moreau. Joker: I know!
After getting Thane. Oh, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?"
After clearing Tali. "I'm glad that mess is over for Tali, Commander. Some of those quarians… I guess living aboard a ship can really mess with your priorities? Not that I would know… ah, I just burned myself. Great."
About Jack. "I'm not saying anything about Jack. I'm not stupid."
About Legion. "Having Legion around is just…begging for a rifle up your ass. Without the sweet talk."
About Zaeed. "Hey, Shepard. Another hard-ass on board, huh? That's great, because I really need more stink-eye coming my way."
Random Crap. "Yeah, this is 98 percent of my job. I just watch buttons flash. Sometimes I press one." "Two years and everything hits the crapper. Teach you to die on me." "Why is it always claw and guns? Why can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies." (Referring to EDI explaining that she has Reaper tech installed in her construction) "Well, if she mentions that she's the 'vanguard of our destruction', I call shotgun on the first life boat."
When the Collector's board the ship "I have to spend all day computing pi because Joker plugged in the Overlord." The crew is being kidnapped by husks of an ancient alien race that were thought to be extinct and he's worried about getting blamed for what might happen if E.D.I. gets out of control.
In LOTSB, if you're in a relationship with Liara when the two of you reminisce, she tell you that Joker asked her if she'd "embraced eternity" lately.
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"Heyyyyyyy, we got Garrus back! You know, he was always my favorite.... with that pole up his ass..."
When Joker mocks Legion when you start doing his loyalty mission! xD
Joker: You know it's just our heat emissions that are hidden right? They can look out the window and see us coming
Legion: Windows are structural weaknesses. Geth do not use them. Approach the hull at these coordinates.
Joker: *does crazy robot dance*
Love it xD
"Ah, well this is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day calculating pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"
Cracks me up every time!!!