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Mass Effect was one of the most action-packed space odysseys we've ever experienced, and it has at least two sequels that look to up that ante in nearly every way. Whether you are new to the universe or an experienced explorer, feel free to pull up a chair
A While back I made the post about "Favorite funny lines from Joker" Well I have been playing Mass Effect to get everything ready for 3, And I noticed that there are a lot of good lines from the others in the game. That's what this is for, if you come across any good lines put them up and let us know the ones you like.
From Wrex: “Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.”
From Garrus: After boarding the Mako on the Prothean Skyway for the first time, Garrus says "And now to the geth base. Not something an intelligent mind expects to say".
On the Derelict Reaper, after entering the first door, Garrus says, "Exploring an abandoned area, expecting something mechanical and nasty to jump out at any moment. Just like old times."
Kasumi; When the squad first approaches the explosive tanks, she will say, "High pressure tanks. Think our enemies are allergic to having their asses burned off?"
Commander Shepard talking to a C-Sec officer about the evangelical hanar "Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!" One of the best video game lines of all time.
Garrus: "You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before ejecting the heat sink. ... Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
Random turian at Citadel customs: "You humans are all racist!"
FemShep: "So what? You've found the meaning of life?"
"It's not what I want you to do; it's what you're going to do."
"True knowledge is birth, and also death."
The Holy Trinity of GIO:
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When Garrus and James are in the mess hall, going back and forth about their exploits:
James: "And together they cured the genophage."
Garrus: "And stopped Cerberus from taking over the Citadel."
James: "And finally kicked the Reapers from this galaxy to the next."
Garrus: "With a little help from their friends."
James: "Nah, it was just us... but mostly me."
Favourite quote from the entire series -
"It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. But grey? I don't know what to do with grey..."
~ Garrus (ME2)
Shepard: I hope everything's going well up here. Joker: Yep, just glad that Collector Reaper craps over with. It is over right? It's never over...
Shepard: I hope everything's going well up here. Joker: Yep, me and EDI are just enjoying the calm before the s**tstorm commander.
Turian Councilor: I believe you humans have a saying: "Even a broken clock is right twice a day".
Shepard: Here's another saying, Go to HELL!
Joker: Hay Commander,You know, I had my doubt's about the Council... But after years of ignoring you, there finally willing to step up and tell you that they just can't help.
Shepard: There doing everything they can.
Joker: Did they at least validate are parking? Well, let me know if you want me to get them on the channel and then hang up on them. You know. for old time's sake.
This is my favorite line in ME3.
(After disabling the Turian bomb on Tuchanka, Joker will say)" You gotta love the Turians. After they beat you down and sterilize you, they strap a big old bomb to your planet. Y'know, just in case you get uppity again some day."
The Krogan scout in Mordin's loyalty mission
Shep "It would take a real bad*ss to make it back to camp injured"
Krogan "I can do it"
Shep "I said a bad*ss not some whiny scout who whines like a quarian with a tummy ache"
Krogan "RAAAWG I CAN DO IT" *runs off*
Tali "...I can't believe that worked"
I like the quote Mordin uses all the time.
'It had to be me. Someone else would have gotten it wrong.'
Then I shot him in the back. Stupid pansy@$$ Salarians...
"I'm a dude, playin' a dude, disguised as anotha dude! You a dude that don't know what dude he is!" -Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder
I almost forgot about Shepardsline when he kills Kai Leng.
'That's for Thane you son of a b!tch.'
That was the first time I cheered while playing Mass Effect.