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Niko Bellic is walking by star Junction when he sees a nice Banshee. He wants it.
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If you post it, they will troll.
Well I guess no one is using the groups on this site. That's gotta change.
he steals it. a cop chases him. he gets hurt and has to go to the hospital. chief of medicine wont let him leave until he pays the bill. niko is devastated to be in America.
...in the shower.
So then Niko goes on a hospital massacre with molotovs.
but the molotovs blow up a gas tank and the entire building goes up in flames. THERE WERE WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN THERE, YOU ASS.
He wakes up in another hospital- the one across town- NO WAIT. He wakes up in the hospital in the New Jersey rip-off.
"Oh great. Now I in JERSEE!" whines Niko. "I will give me cousin ROMAN a call. But wait! Roman's dead!"
Where is ROMAN??!!!! I'm not leaving without my cousin!!! NO ONE FUKS WITH MY FAMILY!!!
So then Niko jumps in the river and swims to another city. He swims back in time to Vice City in the 80s and Tommy Versetti is standing at the shore with a rocket launcher.
"If only I can evade him then I can make shore and call cops!" But it was too late because Tommy shot the rocket and blew him OUT INTO SPACE!!!!!!!
While floating in outerspace, Niko turns into a jet and flys down to earth and bombs the hell out of Dimitri Rascolov
Then a meteor shower simultaneously happens and hits Niko and he plummets, like, a million feet- no. MILES down to earth! THEN HE DIES!!
He wakes up in the Los Santos hospital for some reason.
Niko is unreakable. He can't die. His death would create a nuclear explosion.
He wakes up in the Los Santos hospital. "I-I can't get back in to the hospeetal. What kind of place EEZ thees?"
As Niko frantically tries to regain his place in life, he sees a black man in a white tank top and blue jeans running south with a group of men dressed in all green. "I theenk I will choin them!"
By the time Niko catches up with him the green men are all dead.
"Iba se ori egun Ìlà arun, Ìwò arun, ariwa arun, gusuu arun, egun orun, egun ayie, ase."
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