The lights are on
Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? Then come on in, my friend!
Granted, but it's Sarah Jessica Parker (see what I did there?)
I wish I could draw well.
The champions come together and a new battle ensues!
(I don't see what you did there.)
Granted, but now whenever you draw something it vanishes from the paper 1 hour after you draw it.
I wish I had a bag of instantly refilling Chedar & Sour Cream chips.
Granted, literally you get plain chips covered in Sour Cream raped in processed Chedar.
I wish i could have unlimited internet connection anywhere in the world.
Granted, but it's dial-up.
I wish that I could skip school in order to play Borderlands 2 all day.
Imagine how is touch the spy.
Granted, but you have exams on those days
I wish I could get 100% in all my exams
Granted but now exams are only worth 5% of your grade.
I wish I lived on Mars but had all of the equipment to survive, strive, and create my own Mars environment.
Granted, but on your way to Mars, you are attacked by some guys who stowed away. The ship crashes and destroys Mars.
I wish the Official Pokemon Fan Club group wasn't as dead as it is.
Granted, but its even more dead.
I wish that this group had more activity
Granted, now your email box is overflowing with notifications and you cant block them
I wish i had a top of the range sound system
Granted, but they replace your ears.
I wish that a giant wii console decided to eat some baseball caps, then dance.
I like turtles. And monkeys. And cats.
Granted, but someone goes back in time to stop it and the Wii is never created. This cause Nintendo's down fall.
I wish my mom would start using her iPhone 4S instead of her iPhone 3
Granted. But she then uses IOS6 maps to find her way around.
I wish that I could play borderlands 2 right now
Granted but after 10 minutes the power goes off
Your wish. Give it to me.
FINE! I wish that I would access the power of 42