The lights are on
Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? You aren't alone, as many others do too. Are you a brony who uses GIO? Then this is the place for you.
granted, but now you're more epic fail and not so much epic.
I wish it was November 20th already.
Granted, but you end up skipping to November 20th of 2013.
I wish I could buy a Mosin-Nagant right now.
Granted, but they become illegal in the US
I wish I had the money to buy ALL THESE GAMES I WANT
Granted, but now all the games are only three cents a piece and everything is bought out, all of the planet's resources are depleted, and you don't get any games. And people broke into your house and stole all your other games.
I wish I knew what was going to happen on November 20th because I'm too lazy to look it up.
You find out, but forget shortly after and can no longer read the post in the way it's actually written, instead you see a corrupted wish explaining how it's corrupted.
I wish I didn't have to babysit so much.
(That was very creative... Wow...)
Granted, now you have to elderlysit, and those are some huge diapers that you gotta change.
I wish I didn't always wake up to find that I have a new scab on my body.
Granted, but now the old scabs don't go away.
I wish I had the book A Dance With Dragons.
Granted, but you gotta wait like 10 years for The Winds of Winter to release.
I wish I had the ability to communicate with dogs.
Granted, but now you can only think of squirrels.
I wish I had my own theme music.
Granted, but your theme is the intro to Bosom Buddies.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but you're ten times more susceptible to water pressure now.
I wish I could convert game money to real money free of charge.
Granted, but the only banks that will convert the money are in the game worlds.
I wish I wasn't such a smartass.
(Also, Winds of Winter could very well end up taking 10 years to release)
Granted, now you're a smartmule instead. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!)
I wish my toes didn't hurt.
Granted, but they are covered in warts.
I wish Mray would do a cover of Call Me Maybe.
Granted, but it sucks intentionally.
I wish it was the weekend.