The lights are on
Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? You aren't alone, as many others do too. Are you a brony who uses GIO? Then this is the place for you.
Granted, but it's for toddlers.
I wish it were earlier in the day.
Granted, but that makes it only 12:01 AM.
I wish school wasn't over.
Granted, but now it's 7 days a week 12 hours a day.
I wish I could sleep for more than 4 hours at a time.
Granted you can but you never do it.
I wish that the Heat would lose game 7 tonight.
Granted, but half the Celtics die.
I wish that I could have a Holy Chihuahua.
Granted, but he's just filled with holes.
I wish I could get "Who Do You Voodoo" out of my head.
Granted, but now this one is stuck in your head instead.
I wish I lived in Equestria.
Granted, but a Zombie Apocalypse happens.
I wish for Sith Powers.
Granted, but you are killed by Yoda.
I wish I worked first shift.
Granted, but a serial killer takes a visit.
I wish for a pet Boggart.
Sure, but it dies after a week.
I wish I could find my DS game.
Sorry, but your princess is in another castle.
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish for a Vietnam Pony.
Granted, but you can't understand it.
I wish I had a completely usable copy of Darksiders II in my hands.
Wish is granted! too bad its inside a heavy duty safe that's locked with a password no one knows. Also, the safe is very heavy.
I wish I could get back my favorite movies and shows that Netflix used to have but removed for some reason.
Granted, but the cast of every movie and show is Rebecca Black. Only Rebecca Black, playing every part.
I wish I knew the password for that safe you just mentioned.