The lights are on
Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? You aren't alone, as many others do too. Are you a brony who uses GIO? Then this is the place for you.
Granted, but when you end up trying to spend it it disintegrates.
I wish I could eat a whole octorok!
Granted but you start spitting out rocks everytime you see someone wearing green.
I wish I owned Epona!
Granted, but you are BEN in Majora's mask.
I wish for a forty foot long sleeping bag.
Granted, but it smells like forty Olympic athletes feet.
I wish I could party with Bender.
Granted, but he leaves you ten minutes into the party for blackjack and hookers. And you can't go.
I wish I had the Avengers on DVD right now.
Granted, but it's a bootleg full of crying and a dirty cheap camera.
I wish my PS3 had more memory.
ARF! (it's hidden in front of you)
Granted, but you fill it with bad anime and even worse stuff....
I wish that there was a day between Saturday and Sunday
Granted, you now get Fleursday.
I wish that I had every CD by Tool.
Granted, but they're locked so you can only listen to them on a Walkman, and it skips all the time.
I wish for a nicer phone
Granted, but you have to charge it every five minutes.
I wish that I could travel to Scotland.
Granted, but you can only visit the highlands in winter.
I wish all resturaunts carried mountain dew code red.
Granted, but it costs extra and is the most expensive thing on the menu.
I wishthings were more interesting.
Granted, now every"thing" is colored pink.
I wish that I had root beer right now.
granted, but its a root beer float. with pistachio ice cream.
I wish to see the Avengers again!
Fear My Strings. Fear them.
Granted, but you watch it online and get arrested by the feds.
I wish that I could make my own root beer.