The lights are on
Look we are talking about taking it in the butt. Just like old times!
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Oh, here it is! Glad I finally found this place.
You should read my Blog. This week: once again, a Poetry JAM!
So... what happened to this place? What happened to the Cool Kids Tournament? Where'd the fun go?
Joke time. So there's two muffins in the oven. One muffin says "Hey, is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
You didn't let me guess.
...in the shower.
OK, What has nine arms and sucks?
Is it Def Leppard???
Yeah, what has eight arms and cries like a baby?
Is it Blade? =P
Another generic rock band?????????
Nice! If you would've said "... and hates their fans" I would've got it right away!
I had a dream the other night where some dudes tried to jump me. I punched one in the face and told them to "Come at me, bro!' So, thanks guys.
My dream last night was so boring that I woke up and said out loud "Man, my dreams are so boring they're puttin' me to sleep!"
I told that to my manager this morning and she laughed. I think she's going to give me a promotion.
Incidentally, I still love your signature.