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Touch My Katamari Intro May Make You Want To Roll Into A Ball

Touch My Katamari, Namco's upcoming PS Vita entry in the ball-rolling series, has more than an unfortunately translated name. It also has some disturbing dance moves from the King of All Cosmos.

The game's intro cinematic, shown below starts off relatively normal, at least by Katamari standards. Clip-art animals pop up, accompanied by peppy music with nonsensical lyrics. Then the King appears, clad in a yellow leotard. That's when things take a turn. See for yourself. You have been warned.

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  • This is why I love the Katamari series. It's just nonsensical with Japan's over the top craziness that I've come to know and love. Can;t wait to get the game, though! (And, wow, that is a...strange...name.)
  • That was a creepy intro XD and this is gonna made more funny the joke touch my katamari

  • o. . my. . god. do thine eyes deceive? hahaha greatest video ever
  • that.. bulge.. oh god.

  • I came

    here expecting something awesome and I was not disappointed.
  • What did I just watch? Have I done drugs now?
  • well that was on par for Katamari but what the hell did I watch, no age gate for that king? would it be wrong in assuming that the creator of the series made a cameo? The weird cartoon japanses guy with the glasses and stubble wearing the japanese garb (weird robe, blue to be exact).

  • I hope someone mistakenly gets arrested for saying the title of this game.

  • The King of All Cosmos truly is the most disturbing thing ever put into a video game. Well, maybe next to Tingle.
  • I've never played Katamari, but I am aware that you roll things into a ball while a timer is going. Something like that.... Maybe I'll pick this title up if I ever buy a Vita. I'm still on the fence, or I should say lacking the funds to purchase it.
  • If I roll up into a ball can I roll things up? I don't really get the title on this. And where's the part that would make me want to roll up into a ball?

  • No really though...what just happened.

  • The King of All Cosmos just follows his heart.

  • I could picture Tim or Phil doing this dance.
  • Just when I thought Japanese games couldn't get any dumber they go and pull a stunt like this...and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!

  • Good news is that the music of the Katamari franchise is still freaking awesome!

  • Lol.... touch my katamari

  • i love ridiculous ***.  this was awesome.

  • I really do believe that this wasn't animated. Instead, they just point a camera out of their window and film Japan, just being Japan, and this is the result.

  • A perfect example of why I love the Katamari series!! Oh, King of All Cosmos ... you've outdone yourself and your Royal Rainbow :D

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