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Imagine What Could Have Been

My chronology of world history might be off the mark, but I believe Too Human's conception predates the Boston Tea Party. More of an ancient relic than a new release, this game entered development 14 years ago and was originally slated to be a PlayStation One title. Sliding from one console generation to the next, time turned this lost game into a pixelated Sasquatch – some people claimed to have seen it, gushing that it innovates in ways that gamers have never seen, while others heard it was going to be the largest game ever made, requiring no fewer than four discs to contain its weighty content. After all these years and stories, this mythical game is finally upon us. Like most exposed legends, the truth behind it is a monumental letdown.

Unless you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat craving a Diablo-like loot fest, you'll likely never want to hear anything about Too Human again. It's not a terrible game, but even huge fans of looting will think twice about calling it average. If your fondest gaming memories consist of reworking skill trees, and enhancing weapons and armor with effects, you'll be pleased to hear that the best parts of this game are all found within the menus. You can customize everything. There are tons of weapons and armor to find and purchase, and a dizzying amount of effects you can apply to them. You can even apply a rune that changes the color of your gear so it all matches.

When you peel away the extensive customization and...well...menus, Too Human runs into a world of trouble. The main offender is the combat. I like the idea behind the analog-based system, and I did occasionally catch glimpses of why it could be brilliant. But I mostly found it an uncooperative mess that doesn't give the precision needed for specific combat situations. By tapping the right analog in different directions, you can bounce between enemy troops all day long. But what happens when you throw an enemy that explodes on contact into the mix? The logical choice is to abandon melee and use long-range firearms. This would work if you could actually target the desired enemy. All you can do is point in the general direction and hope the targeting system highlights your enemy. If it doesn't pick up your target, enjoy dying and watching the lengthy regeneration sequence. Standard battles are bothersome for all the wrong reasons, and the boss fights are so poorly designed or overcharged with hit points that they seem like parodies of real boss battles.

Too Human is an unbalanced mess. Of the five selectable classes, only the Bio Engineer can heal himself. The other classes must rely on the dumb luck of a downed enemy dropping a use-on-contact health boost. Player death for the other four classes is routine. While playing through the single-player campaign, the game seems to be designed exclusively with cooperative play in mind – with one person playing the healer and the other a tank. Co-op is definitely the way to play this game. However, you will be doing so at the expense of the story. None of the cutscenes from the single-player game are integrated into the co-op mix.

This may sound like a bad thing, but it's actually a blessing in disguise. This tale, which throws Norse mythology and science fiction into a malfunctioning blender, is a sizeable train wreck that doesn't stop. It just keeps getting worse as it goes, unintentionally turning hallowed characters Thor and Loki into stooges that you can't help but point at and openly mock. On one hand, you want the game to provide more narrative to tie things together. On the other hand, you want less, because it's hard to endure as is.

In the end, Too Human is all about players sculpting their ideal killing machines. If you enjoy leveling and looting, it's well worth a look. If you only have a moderate interest, Too Human's aggravating gameplay and irreparable plot won't deliver many thrills. Maybe another nine years of development time would have helped.

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Second Opinion:

7.00

Now is the time to temper your expectations. Too Human is not a bad game – it employs a unique approach to action that provides some solid thrills - but the occasional combat high isn't enough to bridge the gaps in other areas. It feels like substantial pieces of the game are missing: Only one class can heal itself, targeting is an absolute mess, and the overwrought story is average at best (and unintentionally funny at worst). The analog fighting mechanic does its job, but the real problem is in the balancing. Encounters in the single-player campaign feel designed for multiplayer, since the specialized skillset of a single class is easily outmatched by enemies with varying abilities. You can play co-op to circumvent the issue, but the multiplayer is inexplicably separate from the campaign mode despite the fact you use the same character and play the same stages. I enjoyed upgrading my character and gathering new gear, but if you are under the impression that Too Human is anything more than a mildly entertaining (and mildly flawed) way to collect loot and experience, you're going to be disappointed.

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  • 8.75
    The journey of Too Human was a long and winding one and one that seems unclear. The game was originally planned as a four-disc Playstation game back in 1999. The game development then shifted to the Gamecube before selling the rights to Microsoft in 2005. There was a huge dispute over the Unreal Engine...
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  • 4.00
    If I were to rate a game purely on the potential of what it could have been, then Too Human would be an easy candidate for a 10/10. Unfortunately, this game doesn't live up to it's potential in any way, shape, or form. I'll start with the game's only semi-bright spot, the menus (isn't...
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  • 3.50
    In 1999, a game company named Silicon Knights was to suppose to release a game named Too Human... It turns out that the game was in delay for many years because of partnership problems. Finally, in the year 2008, the year that gaming would change forever finally released Too Human. The Results: A Complete...
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