Well, when unprotected sex leads to having children you gotta find  a way to keep your child happy. Here are a few tips.

1. Spend as much time with them as you with your spouse.

2. Make them laugh

3. Give them gifts. (Watch out for the type of child you have. "Upidity kids won't take just any gifts.") You can also listen to them and they'll let you know what they want.

4. Travel with them. You can stay in the same area, but just have them follow you. For example, If in Oakfield you can take your child(ren) to the temple of light, then back to the sandgoose.