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Duke Nukem Forever Review: 12 Years In The Making
on June 14, 2011 at 05:57 PM
In Duke Nukem Forever’s introductory sequence, I drained my weasel, grabbed poop out of a toilet and threw it into the face of an EDF soldier, drew a giant p***s on a dry erase board, and engaged in sexual relations with twins. These actions are juvenile and unnecessary but, in the eyes of someone...
Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Hits
on June 02, 2011 at 09:56 AM
Take a look at this trailer showing Duke doing what Duke does best. This footage shows off all the things you'd expect from the King: lesbians, crotch shots, and plenty of alien ass-kicking. In other Duke news, First Access Club members (those who pre-ordered the game or bought developer Gearbox's...
Size Doesn't Matter For Duke Nukem
on May 05, 2011 at 09:50 AM
Longtime fans of Duke Nukem (as if there are any other types) have fond memories of the shrink ray. The weapon reduced everything in its path into a more manageable size, allowing Duke to stomp on his foes with a mighty boot. A new trailer from Duke Nukem Forever shows that Duke won't be immune from...
Boobs, Bullets, And Bathrooms In Duke Nukem Forever Trailer
on April 21, 2011 at 07:00 PM
Duke Nukem Forever doesn't arrive until June 14, but that doesn't mean you have to wait to come get some. There is plenty of "some" to be "gotten" in this explicit new trailer. High definition breasts, aliens, and urine streams await your viewing pleasure. I'm continually...
Hands On With Duke Nukem Forever
on February 09, 2011 at 11:00 AM
After 14 years of development purgatory, a presumed death, and his subsequent resurrection thanks to Gearbox Software's Randy Pitchford, Duke Nukem is ready to return to the spotlight. To see how the action hero has changed since his last ass-kicking escapade, we blasted our way through the first...
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