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Time Hasn’t Been Kind To Dirk And Company

Dragon’s Lair is finally (inevitably?) available on the Xbox 360, which begs the question: What took so long? The arcade game has been ported more than five dozen times to various systems since its 1983 release, and the Xbox 360 has been on the market for six years. What does that patience get you? Well, the Xbox Live Arcade version adds Kinect support and is a faithful recreation of the original. In other words, it’s the same awful experience that it was 30 years ago.

Audiences were easily wowed in the early days of gaming. Compared to contemporaries like Spy Hunter and Mario Bros., the original release of the fully animated Dragon’s Lair was a revelation. The game’s attract screen did its job, drawing in passersby with the prospect of actually playing through a cartoon. That’s right, you could take control of an animated character and lead him through an epic adventure in a trap-filled castle, slaying a dragon, and even saving a beautiful princess. 

In reality, players who dropped two quarters into the slot were treated to a repetitive and barely interactive slog. The gameplay was simple, even by that era’s standards. Watch Dirk the Daring enter a room, stumble into a deadly situation, and then tap the joystick or sword button at the appropriate time. Hit the correct input, and Dirk would proceed unscathed. Miss the cues, say by trying to attack an enemy instead of instinctively knowing to move up, and you die.

Even as a kid, I knew it was a complete rip-off, and I’ve been bewildered by its continued rereleases over the years. This is, after all, a video game that’s barely a video game by any objective measure. You can play it on a standard DVD player, for crying out loud. 

That being said, the Xbox 360 version is as close an approximation of the real deal as you could hope for. There are a bunch of different options to play with, such as adding helpful onscreen prompts and additional lives, or you can stick to the vanilla game. The truly adventurous can put Dirk through his paces using Kinect. I found this to be particularly frustrating. Dragon’s Lair requires a degree of precision that Kinect simply can’t consistently deliver. Hopping in the four cardinal directions works in some slower-paced sections, but with some encounters – such as with the Black Knight – the window is too small for it to be reliable. The motion-based sword attack doesn’t fare any better; I could get it to recognize the maneuver roughly 20 percent of the time. There’s also a turn-based co-op mode which seems to exist for the sake of existing; it doesn’t add anything to the experience.

Despite absolutely loathing the game, I still look at Dragon’s Lair’s characters fondly. Dirk is a fun hero, and I still get a kick out of watching him bumble through his quest. I just vastly prefer watching it all on someone else’s dime or its auto-play mode. That’s because, as a game, it remains a spectacular failure.

Dragon’s Lair is a lot like the chicken pox. It’s probable that you’ll experience it once in your lifetime, and that’s more than enough.

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  • 3.25
    I liked how it was back on the Atari but it seems too diffrent on Microsoft Xbox. It's not the same anymore. It's easier and it's just diffrent I can't explain it. I think this classic shouldn't be messed with. Nor should it be on any present consoles or handhelds. The original game...
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  • 8.00
    My score is in defense of the original game. GI said its ' the same awful experience it was 30 years ago' is what caught my eye. You have to put this stuff in context of the times; 30 years ago this game was considered AWESOME, and still is in some ways. Dragon's Lair was HUGE back in the...
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  • 6.75
    i remember this. nothing else will be said haters, youre free to hate. trolls youre free to troll.
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  • 3.75
    Growing up Dragon's Lair was one of those games you would see at the arcade and drool over as you stood there mesmerized by the smooth and inviting animation Don Bluth so masterfully created. Experiencing an epic adventure and getting to jump into the shoes of Dirk as you play through a booby trapped...
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