My review of DMC - Devil May Cry

Some generic videogame cutscenes with unnecessary bad language and nudity followed by horrible  music.
Dull mundane button mashing gameplay.
More poor cutsenes.
More dull gameplay

Rinse and repeat. The custscenes seem to last longer than the game itself, the characters are really generic and overall this game is a prime example of what is wrong with modern gaming. They put in so much OMFG ACKSHUN!!!!! That it becomes really boring.

I've also just realised that this is the first Devil May Cry game I've played and I feel ashamed. I've always been more of a Nintendo/home computer gamer so I've missed a lot of PS2 titles.